Summer. A wonderful time of the year for everyone of all ages and and sizes to go out and play in the warm rays of the sum. Not for the pale pigmented. Not for the souls who are whiter then wonder bread. Pale People. This shining ball of warmth that comes out in the summer is not a friend, but a foe to the pale people of the world. The summer brings about many challenges the average pale person has to face in the summer. I have a lot of experience in this since i am a pale person, and these are somethings pale people have to look forward to in this terrible season.
Sun Screen: In the Summer you can never be quite sure how strong the rays from the beast called the sun are. On the sunniest days you can burn to a crisp. Even in the cloudiest of days you can burn up. You are never safe from the sun unless you are in constant shade or indoors. When you are outside in the summer it is key to a pale persons survival that they have at least SPF 70 on them at all times.
Sun Burns: What happens when you don't put sun screen on and your out in the sun all day? SUN BURN. The ultimate nemesis of the pale person. When the pale person becomes sunburnt they become a very vivd shade of red. This red hurts as much as it seems. The only way to make it better is aloe and moisturizer. So when your friend decides to draw a dick on your back with sunscreen and not covering the rest of your back, go ahead and lather your body in moisturizer because it will help your poor pale skin.
Peeling Skin: One of the grosser things to happen to you after a sunburn is the peeling dry skin. Since you pretty much singed all the skin on your body, it gets all dried out and peeling off your skin. Like snakes peel old skin to grow a new one, so do pale people. They need to peel away the one burnt skin and grow a new almost paler one.
No Such Thing as a Tan: Even if you wear sun screen, Even if you moisturize after being out in the sun, you will never get tan. You may try to convince yourself your tan but your not. Your either red, pale, or a bit pink.
So if your as pale and white as I am just be careful out there this summer. Don't think your indestructible, the sun is a mean motherfucker and it don't care who knows it. The sun is the honey badger of the sky and he don't give a shit about anyone no matter how pale you are. SUN SCREEN, WATER, MOISTURIZER. Don't forget it
