Orlando Bloom, why paddle board naked?

So first off, let's get things straight, in no way am I opposed to Orlando Bloom being naked. Actually, I highly encourage him, and any other celebrity for that matter (looking at you Harry Styles), to paddle board naked, but why? I have so many questions for you Orlando (and yes, I do like to think we are on first name basis at this point – I mean I’ve basically seen him naked), so I have condensed them down to a list for your convenience. You can just answer in the comments. And please take your time answering, I want all the details.

1. Why did you decide to bare it all?

I have to think that this was a conscious decision. It is not like they just fell off, and it did not look like your swim trunks ripped or anything.

2. Did you take your swim trunks off because they were uncomfortable?

If so, then I can totally understand that. Sometimes suits chafe or stick to your body, and that can't be nice.

3. Is this your first-time paddle boarding naked?

If not, then where are the other pictures? You can direct message them to me on Instagram -- it can be our little secret.

4. How does Katy feel about this?

Now if you were my boyfriend, not saying I want that because I am totally obsessed with Harry Styles, then I would not want you paddle boarding naked for the whole world to see. Actually, I take that back, I would want people to be jealous.

5. Were you comfortable paddle boarding?

So, here I am imagining myself paddle boarding naked. Thinking about it makes me feel uncomfortable, like imagining the places I could get sunburnt! Then mix in photographers, and there's no way I could ever do that. So how were you comfortable to do that? Did you get burned in ungodly places? Do you need help with aloe vera?

6. Did you want to be photographed?

Maybe, you and Katy don't have pictures together as a couple. Maybe you didn't know that you could hire photographers. Taylor Swift always has really good photographers for her and her friends, maybe she could recommend one for you.

7. Did you know your picture was being taken?

OK, so let me preface this with the fact that I am really good at hiding from paparazzi. So good, that they have never gotten my picture before. I do have to imagine though that when your picture is being taken by the paparazzi it is obvious. So, did you know they were there? Is this one of those things like when little boys want attention so they run around naked so all the old ladies at church can giggle?

8. Is this a publicity stunt?

Honestly, just let me know, I won't judge. Maybe you just need more followers on Instagram, I think we can all relate to that.

9. Are you promoting the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie?

Hey, crazier things have been done. Again, no judgement.

10. Do you recommend that others paddle board naked?

If so, then please let Harry Styles know. But don't tell Justin Bieber, we have already seen enough of that.

11. Do you plan on paddle boarding naked again?

Time, date and location in the comments, please.