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4 Reasons Pabst Blue Ribbon Is The Best Beer

4. Being Pabst Blue Ribbon drunk is one of the best kinds of drunk.

Ashley McMurray

Jul 12, 2018

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Oregon is known for our fantastic breweries and people assume that all Oregonians are sophisticated beer drinkers who spend the majority of their time at these local breweries. However, not all Oregonians are like that! Some of us don't even like beer, like our Odyssey president, Elizabeth. The Oregonians that enjoy beer are typically hipster beer drinkers who LOVE an ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon after they get off work. For the past few months, I've been enjoying the PBR life, even though my boyfriend and parents think it's disgraceful that I like "such a disgusting beer."

1. A fresh, cold PBR takes like the nectar of the gods

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A hot summer day has no better friend than a cold PBR. The taste is so exquisite that people will drive for HOURS in other countries to get a taste of the delicious beer (or so I've heard from my former cousin).

2. Pabst Blue Ribbon is very affordable

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It's one of the cheapest beers at most places, which was how I got into drinking it. Every college student has a budget of some kind, and getting drunk for the least amount of money is the best way to get drunk.

3. Drink a 40 of PBR to yourself and you'll understand why I like it so much

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A 40-ounce Pabst Blue Ribbon will get you lit for quite a while if you get drunk easily. Otherwise, more might be necessary, but it's so reasonably priced that even if you DO have to drink more, your bank account won't be mad at you the next day.

4. Being Pabst Blue Ribbon drunk is one of the best kinds of drunk

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Maybe beer drunk is just my favorite kind of drunk. But, still who doesn't have a good time once they're low-key wasted after chugging a couple 40s?

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4 Reasons Pabst Blue Ribbon Is The Best Beer

4. Being Pabst Blue Ribbon drunk is one of the best kinds of drunk.

1. A fresh, cold PBR takes like the nectar of the gods

2. Pabst Blue Ribbon is very affordable

3. Drink a 40 of PBR to yourself and you'll understand why I like it so much

4. Being Pabst Blue Ribbon drunk is one of the best kinds of drunk

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Appreciation for some of life's most discredited pleasures.

1. Sun showers

2. Smiles

3. Tight hugs

4. Discovering new foods you like.

5. Laying in bed after a long day.

6. And being completely relaxed

7. "This reminded me of you"

8. Breakfast foods

9. Over-sized clothes

10. Contagious laughs

11. Car rides with that one person

12. Random (I miss you/ I love you) texts

13. The city at night

14. Surprises

15. Blanket cocoons

16. Good hair days

17. Really good coffee

18. Days where you're in a good mood naturally and for no particular reason

19. Conquering a fear

20. When they give you a lot of guac at Chipotle

21. Being so comfortable with someone that you can literally talk about anything

22. Home-cooked meals

23. Tattoo stories

24. Leaves changing color in fall

25. Butterflies in your stomach

26. Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches

27. When you can't stop laughing

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Coors Light Summer Brew:

Leinenkugel Summer Shandy

Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat

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Sam Adams Summer Ale

Hell or High Watermelon

Blue Moon Summer Honey

LandShark Lager

Corona

75 degrees and sunny, plus, no humidity. I mean do I really need to say more?

Perfect Weather

You'll get an effortless tan

You can exercise with a view

You don't have to worry about bug bites

In n Out all day, every day

We have outdoor concerts

We live where people vacation

Because let's be honest, we all use lyrics.

1. “Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside. It's where my demons hide.”

2. “Tonight, we are young.”

3. “Cuz I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.”

4. “Tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame.”

5. “I can’t wait to fall in love with you, you can’t wait to fall in love with me.”

6. “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.”

7. “Why you so obsessed with me?”

8. “We ain’t ever getting older.”

9. “I didn’t know that I was starving until I tasted you.”

10. “Didn’t they tell you I’m a savage?"

11. “I’m gonna make you miss me.”

12. "Cheers to the freakin weekend.”

13. “Love’s a game. Wanna play?”

14. “You don’t know about me, but I bet you want to.”

15. “Let’s set each other’s lonely nights, Be each other’s paradise.”

16. “Trippin’ on skies, sippin’ waterfalls."

17. “Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days.”

18. “But you will remember me for centuries.”

19. “Something about you makes me feel like a dangerous woman."

20. “Don’t act like it’s a bad thing to fall in love with me.”

21. “Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.”

22. “Find me where the wild things are.”

23. “I’m high on lovin’ you.”

24. “If you’re gonna be somebody’s heartbreak, somebody’s mistake, if you’re gonna be somebody’s first time, somebody’s last time, be mine.”

25. “Don’t be afraid to take the road less traveled on.”

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1. "Talk about a dream
Try to make it real
You wake up in the night
With a fear so real
Spend your life waiting
For a moment that just don't come
Well don't waste your time waiting." (Badlands)