Hi, my name is Grace, and I am an outback steakhouse addict.
This addiction has been a part of my life for many years, and it is a part of my identity I wear proudly. Since I was a little kid, I was a meat and potatoes kind of girl, and I plan to stay that way for the rest of my life. The distinct dim lighting and Australian vibe of an outback will always be a great source of comfort and happiness for me.
So, if you are like me, and love a good steak from outback, here are 11 things all outback addicts will understand.
1. The mood lighting
You know it's a party when you walk in and your eyes slightly have to adjust to the dim lights.
2. The Australian vibe
Even though I know there's nothing remotely Australian about Outbacks' food, I love the down-under decor nonetheless. Nothing screams Australian culture like devouring a baked potato right next to a collage of boomerangs.
3. The amazingly delicious bread
You sit down at your table, meet your always friendly waiter, and then the moment of truth happens. They bring you that incredibly delicious bread that you adore even though you have no idea what type of bread it is. Is it rye? Wheat? The world may never know.
4. THE ONION
At At Outback, sometimes the appetizer can become the main attraction when it comes to their bloomin onion. It is a bouquet of fried, heavenly goodness and even if you don't like onions you will love this bad boy.
5. You have your order memorized
When you're patiently waiting for the waiter to come back to take your order because you know exactly what you want and don't even need to touch the menu.
6. The staff knows you
They know you and your order. And if you're a carryout customer (like I am,) they might even send you coupons with your meal for being a loyal customer!
7. The sheer joy of online ordering
Being able to order your dinner online is an introvert's dream. You also get the exciting experience of seeing the Outback car pull into the driveway.
8. CHOCOLATE THUNDER
There is no better way to top off your meal than a soft and decadent brownie with creamy vanilla ice cream and fluffy whipped cream, am I right?
9. The "I'm so full" move
That look everyone gives each other around the table when you realize you have literally just eaten your own weight in food. "I'm never going to eat again," you all say.
10. The delightful food coma that follows
Sleeping with a belly full of steak is a joyous affair.