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What The Way You Eat An Oreo Says About Your Personality

From dunkers to frosting-lickers, everyone has a unique Oreo-eating style.

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What The Way You Eat An Oreo Says About Your Personality
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Oreos: milk’s favorite cookie; the iconic treat that everyone, young to old, can enjoy together.

However, Oreos are never eaten the same. From dunkers to frosting-lickers, everyone has a unique Oreo-eating style. Here’s what the way you eat this cookie says about your personality:

1. Eating the whole thing at once

You are reckless and impatient. You don’t think things through, and likely have a nasty habit of impulse decision-making.

2. One bite at a time

You like to stick to the status quo. Considering this is how the majority of people eat an Oreo, you are incredibly uncreative and boring… but hey, at least you aren’t the oddball out.

3. Only eating the frosting

You are selfish, greedy and likely destroy everything you touch. You like to use things and throw them away with reckless abandon, which likely is reflected in your love life. Yikes.

4. Only eating the cookie

You are shallow and only care about appearances. Your social life thrives off of superficiality, but you couldn’t care less. Forget “it’s what’s on the inside that counts”— everything is only surface-level with you.

5. Twisting it apart, licking the frosting, then eating the cookie

You are methodical, curious and potentially a sadist. Not only do you enjoy suffering, you savor every moment of it.

6. Quickly dunking it

You play things safe and are averse to risk-takers. You have a hard time with commitment and tend to be indecisive in any situation. People likely avoid going shopping with you.

7. Drowning the cookie in milk

People are sure not to cross you because they know you always seek revenge… maybe not by drowning people, but still. You’re also extremely patient (or else you wouldn’t be able to wait so long for your Oreos to get extra soggy).

8. "I don’t like Oreos”

If this is you, consult a medical professional immediately.

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