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High school is kinda like prison right?... Well here are OITNB characters if they were in high school and not a prison... This doesn't include all of the characters, and there are a few spoilers if you haven't seen all four seasons so beware!

Piper- The new girl who shows up and seems all shy and nice, but turns into the new popular mean girl who will ruin your life

Healy- The creepy history teacher who “befriends” his students.

Red- The lunch lady who wants to fit in and sits with the students at lunch

Caputo- The principal who cares more about his plants than the goings on in the school

Taystee- The lovable teacher’s pet who waters said plants

Crazy Eyes- Craziest person in the school, but also one of the wisest

Daya- The girl who got pregnant and it could have been the new young P.E. teacher’s...

Poussey- The tomboy athlete who loves everything about life (RIP)

Lorna- The girl who gets engaged five times throughout high school, but they were all “the one”

Pennsatucky- Leaves school with no teeth, comes to school the next day with teeth… Ultimate glo up

Big Boo- The class clown/sarcastic one that everybody loves, but is also afraid of

Flaca- The girl who acts like she’s “seen things”, but is really from an upper middle class family in suburbia

Nicky- Super popular, would do anything to get out of the house and party

Leanne and Angie- The girls who you never see without each other; Everyone hates them, but they think everyone loves them

Norma- The kid who literally never talks, but everyone is convinced they’re the wisest person on the planet

Yoga Jones- The teacher whose answer to every conflict is spiritual healing

Soso- The super innocent girl who somehow fits in with the rebellious crowd

Chang- The foreign exchange student who is a straight savage (when we can understand them)

Luschek- The woodshop professor who doesn’t actually know anything about woodshop

Lolly- The weird kid whose life revolves around conspiracy theories; convinced everyone is out to get her (nobody is out to get her)

Alex Vause- The girl who everyone is actually out to get, and for no real reason

Stella- The new hot girl who every guy (and girl) is in love with right away. She ruins at least one relationship before she disappears after two weeks

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

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1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

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5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

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8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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