'Orange is the New Black Characters' as High School Students
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'Orange is the New Black Characters' as High School Students

'Orange is the New Black Characters' as High School Students
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High school is kinda like prison right?... Well here are OITNB characters if they were in high school and not a prison... This doesn't include all of the characters, and there are a few spoilers if you haven't seen all four seasons so beware!

Piper- The new girl who shows up and seems all shy and nice, but turns into the new popular mean girl who will ruin your life

Healy- The creepy history teacher who “befriends” his students.

Red- The lunch lady who wants to fit in and sits with the students at lunch

Caputo- The principal who cares more about his plants than the goings on in the school

Taystee- The lovable teacher’s pet who waters said plants

Crazy Eyes- Craziest person in the school, but also one of the wisest

Daya- The girl who got pregnant and it could have been the new young P.E. teacher’s...

Poussey- The tomboy athlete who loves everything about life (RIP)

Lorna- The girl who gets engaged five times throughout high school, but they were all “the one”

Pennsatucky- Leaves school with no teeth, comes to school the next day with teeth… Ultimate glo up

Big Boo- The class clown/sarcastic one that everybody loves, but is also afraid of

Flaca- The girl who acts like she’s “seen things”, but is really from an upper middle class family in suburbia

Nicky- Super popular, would do anything to get out of the house and party

Leanne and Angie- The girls who you never see without each other; Everyone hates them, but they think everyone loves them

Norma- The kid who literally never talks, but everyone is convinced they’re the wisest person on the planet

Yoga Jones- The teacher whose answer to every conflict is spiritual healing

Soso- The super innocent girl who somehow fits in with the rebellious crowd

Chang- The foreign exchange student who is a straight savage (when we can understand them)

Luschek- The woodshop professor who doesn’t actually know anything about woodshop

Lolly- The weird kid whose life revolves around conspiracy theories; convinced everyone is out to get her (nobody is out to get her)

Alex Vause- The girl who everyone is actually out to get, and for no real reason

Stella- The new hot girl who every guy (and girl) is in love with right away. She ruins at least one relationship before she disappears after two weeks

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