Technology and I have a very interesting relationship. Sometimes we get along and sometimes I get so frustrated that I could pull my hair out. I've had several encounters with slow wifi, especially after living in a dorm my freshman year that had no wifi and required ethernet connection.

So, wifi, here's what I have to say to you:

Thank you for consistently disappearing right when I'm about to submit an assignment to Canvas for any of my classes. You were working perfectly fine when I was looking at cute dog videos on Youtube, but as soon as I really needed you, you let me down. I appreciate your irony.

Also, thank you for having problems when I need to send an email, like, within the next thirty seconds or when I need to print something quickly, because I'm leaving my apartment in exactly two minutes. Yes, the printer is connected. I just put in more paper yesterday, and I've changed the ink recently so stop telling me that there are problems with the printer. It's not the printer; it's you. It's not like there isn't a wire going directly from the printer to my laptop, but it's totally fine. You do you.

Thank you for making it impossible to work diligently in the library, as I have to try to refresh the page every five seconds. I don't have to do homework or study or anything, so don't even worry about it.

My absolute favorite, though, is when I go to a place that claims to have free wifi, it ceases to exist. I connect to the wifi and the wifi symbol pops up on my screen, showing full strength, and yet my safari browser can't load past a certain point. I find these situations extremely helpful.

I know I'm not the only one who gets easily aggravated by technology, especially since I have a habit of growing frustrated with inanimate objects much more than I do with people, so I needed to get this rant off of my chest and I swear I'm done now.