Dear El Niño,
I'm going to be honest and say that I didn't really know who you were when I first heard of you. But in my defense, the last time you really came around was 1997, when I was at the tender age of 2. So needless to say, I probably wasn't keeping up with the weather at that time.
But after this past week, I think it's safe to say that I know you quite well now. Yes, I noticed the hours of non stop rain going on outside. I read countless stories on social media about how my peers had to brave the storm. And I must admit, you are quite impressive. You really want to be seen, don't you?
Well, I don't blame you. If you haven't heard, California is pretty dry right now. We've suffered through too many brush fires. And now we actually have to ask for water in restaurants! Crazy right? So as you can see, California and other neighboring states really need you right now.
But don't let that get into your head. Like Uncle Ben said to young Peter Parker, "With great power comes great responsibility." I say the same to you, buddy. Those wildfires I was talking about earlier? They really did damage to the land it tore through. Much of that land is now susceptible to mudslides, and unfortunately, that same land is near many communities. Mix in a lot of rain from you, and the outcome will not be pretty.
Another thing that should be noted: No one knows how to drive in the rain. Honestly, all you need is five minutes of heavy downpour and suddenly there are 10 accidents on the freeway. And now you're bringing in at least a week's worth of rain? We might as well start walking now!
But really, the point of this letter is to just let you know that you are very much appreciated. It probably won't reverse the years -- long drought that we are going through, but it's a good start! I mean, there is actual water in the Los Angeles river now! Who would've thought?
At the same time, don't go crazy, either. You have a real potential of doing some serious damage, so don't mess up while you're ahead. Just keep people amazed and grateful, and I guarantee you will go far in this town.