Haha! I gotcha! You don't need to take seven tests to see if you're a time waster. The fact that you're here looking for tests to see if you're a time waster is evidence enough!
Don't be sad or disappointed, though, because I'm right there with you. Wasting time online is one of my favorite hobbies. And I'm here to share that hobby with you.
I've found seven online tests that seemed absolutely pointless, stupid, drawn out, and overall time wasters. Or in other words, one of my favorite things.
1. Right Hand/Left Hand.
You're getting a twofer with this time waster as it calls itself a "game" (not sure I'd call it that) and "test," The results might even be useful for someone as it looks like it is hosted through UW. On another note, my result had me as average.
2. Color Vision Test.
I guess if you think you might be colorblind then this could be an actual test? Although it's by a site trying to sell you shit, so take it with a grain of salt. Also, my results were normal. Yay.
3. Driving exam from India.
Not exactly sure why this test exists...but it does exist and does a great job of wasting time. Also, I guess don't drive in India.
4. What kind of taco you are.
Yeah, so I wasn’t going to include this one as it had an annoyingly long ad when I took it, but the results I got back were just too perfect. It gave me, "You're an overly presented, mediocre taco!" I mean, how can I argue with that?
5. Are you stupid?
If you're doing a test titled "Are you stupid?" I don't know if you need the results to come to a conclusion on that question.
6. Do you waste food?
Wait. Would you consider “Moderately Mindful” a step above average? Oh hell yeah, above average.
7. What kind of car should you buy?
Now I’m conflicted. Aside from just wanting to waste time on the internet, I kind of also wanted to set myself aside from others and be different! But I also could never really see myself in a “luxury car”...oh, the struggle.