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To The Bathing Suit I Have A Love-Hate Relationship With, Here's One-Piece Of My Mind

Why do you have to be like this.

Kate Moore

Jul 16, 2018

University of Connecticut

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Kate Moore

You looked so great on the shelf. So small and so cheap. I thought you were the one.

I spent my money on you. All $37.00.

The changing room lied to me. It told me you were so loyal. That's not how things played out to be.

Maybe if I was going for the, "I am a hooker" look, the match would be made in heaven! But, I am not, and that will not ever be the look I am going for.

Wearing you in public only works if I prepare to get stares from the moment I walk out of my car.

What really ticks me off the most is the way you inch right up my butt...as if you belong there.

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You make everyone look at me. I might as well go naked!

I haven't even begun about the side-boob action you make me have. WHY would you think this is appropriate? I am not sure if I am madder at you or the company for producing such a swimsuit.

Can we just call you lingerie?

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Like really, now!

My mom hates you.

More than anything in this world. If she could burn you in a fire pit, oh hell, she would!

But, with all bad comes some good.

Thanks for letting me dive into pools without my top flying off. Or allowing me to a read a book without getting loco tan lines. Thanks for being easily cartable and washable!

Other than that- You suck!

Xo- Kate!

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Can we just call you lingerie?

My mom hates you.

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