One Direction Lyrics That Make Me Wonder Why They Didn't Fire Their Songwriters
Start writing a post
Entertainment

One Direction Lyrics That Make Me Wonder Why They Didn't Fire Their Songwriters

Does anyone know why they had a whole song about insecure teenage girls?

108
One Direction Lyrics That Make Me Wonder Why They Didn't Fire Their Songwriters
@onedirection

One Direction is arguably the most famous boyband ever. From 2010 to 2015 they dominated the pop charts and had every teenage girl in love with them. However if you really listen to their songs, some of the lyrics are quite... weird. Some songs make me confused and some just have me feeling downright uncomfortable, but either way I think they make for a good laugh. So here is the weirdest One Direction lyrics that make me think, "who in their right mind wrote this?".

1. "Do you remember summer 09', wanna go back there every night"

Harry Styles sings these lyrics with so much emotion, acting like summer of 2009 was really the best part of his life. However, in 2009 he was 15? Maybe he really loved that summer but it seems weird to miss when you're literally a music legend.

2. "If you ever feel alone, don't"

This just makes me wonder if any of the boys ever dealt with mental illness. Personally, when I feel alone someone telling me "just don't" doesn't really help.

3. "Why don't you go there with me?"

This song in it's entirety makes me feel like i'm talking to a fraternity pledge and should probably be covering my cup. Definitely one of their most suggestive songs, but not in an enjoyable way. 100% creepy. The upbeat and fun tempo really masks what this song is actually about.

4. "When I'm fat and old and my kids think I'm a joke"

In my opinion this is one of 1D's best songs, but why were they talking about being old and fat at 20 years old? Also, look at those faces! They'll still be cute even in a fancy retirement home in London.

5. "Her light is as loud as as many ambulances as it takes to save a savior"

What does this even mean. Loud ambulances? Saviors? I'm so confused. Also, I was previously unaware that one person could say the word "as" this many times in one sentence.

6. "Waking up, beside you I'm a loaded gun"

I don't think I realized what this meant until I revisited some of my favorite One Direction songs during 2020. It then had me wondering what people thought when I would scream these lyrics at the top of my lungs. While I was in middle school.

7. " You still have to squeeze into your jeans, but you're perfect to me"

This entire song is one big backhanded compliment. Just because you told this girl she's perfect doesn't cancel out the fact you mentioned her pants are too small. However having small jeans is just one thing they mention, along with eye crinkles, a big stomach and thighs, the way someone's voice sounds on tape, sleep talking, and more. Why did I used to love this song?

8. "I can't compete with your boyfriend, he's got 27 tattoos"

Louis sings these lyrics, assuming he's inferior because he doesn't have 27 tattoos. Louis has tattoos, so I'm not exactly sure why having 27 makes this other guy better boyfriend material. Also, why 27?

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Being Invisible The Best Super Power

The best superpower ever? Being invisible of course. Imagine just being able to go from seen to unseen on a dime. Who wouldn't want to have the opportunity to be invisible? Superman and Batman have nothing on being invisible with their superhero abilities. Here are some things that you could do while being invisible, because being invisible can benefit your social life too.

Keep Reading...Show less
houses under green sky
Photo by Alev Takil on Unsplash

Small towns certainly have their pros and cons. Many people who grow up in small towns find themselves counting the days until they get to escape their roots and plant new ones in bigger, "better" places. And that's fine. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought those same thoughts before too. We all have, but they say it's important to remember where you came from. When I think about where I come from, I can't help having an overwhelming feeling of gratitude for my roots. Being from a small town has taught me so many important lessons that I will carry with me for the rest of my life.

Keep Reading...Show less
​a woman sitting at a table having a coffee
nappy.co

I can't say "thank you" enough to express how grateful I am for you coming into my life. You have made such a huge impact on my life. I would not be the person I am today without you and I know that you will keep inspiring me to become an even better version of myself.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

92851
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less
a man and a woman sitting on the beach in front of the sunset

Whether you met your new love interest online, through mutual friends, or another way entirely, you'll definitely want to know what you're getting into. I mean, really, what's the point in entering a relationship with someone if you don't know whether or not you're compatible on a very basic level?

Consider these 21 questions to ask in the talking stage when getting to know that new guy or girl you just started talking to:

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments