On the first day of finals, my professor gave to me,

A review sheet for the exam to study.

On the second day of finals, my professor gave to me,

Two hours of sleep and a review sheet for the exam to study.

On the third day of finals, my professor gave to me,

Three shots of espresso, two hours of sleep and a review sheet for the exam to study.

On the fourth day of finals, my professor gave to me,

Four pounds from stress eating,

Three shots of espresso,

Two hours of sleep,

and a review sheet for the exam to study.

On the fifth day of finals, my professor gave to me,

Five calls to my parents crying,

Four pounds from stress eating,

Three shots of espresso,

Two hours of sleep,

and a review sheet for the exam to study.

On the sixth day of finals, my professor gave to me,

Six quizlets,

Five calls to my parents crying,

Four pounds from stress eating

Three shots of espresso,

Two hours of sleep,

and a review sheet for the exam to study.

On the seventh day of finals, my professor gave to me,

Seven hours at the library,

Six quizlets,

Five calls to my parents crying,

Four pounds from stress eating,

Three shots of espresso,

Two hours of sleep,

and a review sheet for the exam to study.

On the eighth day of finals, my professor gave to me,

Eight pounding headaches,

Seven hours at the library,

Six quizlets,

five calls to my parents crying,

Four pounds from stress eating,

Three shots of espresso,

Two hours of sleep,

and a review sheet for the exam to study.

On the ninth day of finals, my professor gave to me,

Nine good reasons to drop out,

Eight pounding headaches,

Seven hours at the library,

Six quizlets,

Five calls to my parents crying,

Four pounds from stress eating,

Three shots of espresso,

Two hours of sleep,

and a review sheet for the exam to study.

On the tenth day of finals, my professor gave to me,

Ten mental breakdowns,

Nine good reasons to drop out,

Eight pounding headaches,

Seven hours at the library,

Six quizlets,

Five calls to my parents crying,

Four pounds from stress eating,

Three shots of espresso,

Two hours of sleep,

and a review sheet for the exam to study.

On the eleventh day of finals, my professor gave to me,

Eleven bags under my eyes,

Ten mental breakdowns,

Nine good reasons to drop out,

Eight pounding headaches,

Seven hours at the library,

Six quizlets,

Five calls to my parents crying,

Four pounds from stress eating,

Three shots of espresso,

Two hours of sleep,

and a review sheet for the exam to study.

On the twelfth day of finals, my professor gave to me,

Twelve all-nighters,

Eleven bags under my eyes,

Ten mental breakdowns,

Nine good reasons to drop out,

Eight pounding headaches,

Seven hours at the library,

Six quizlets,

Five calls to my parents crying,

Four pounds from stress eating,

Three shots of espresso,

Two hours of sleep,

and a review sheet for the exam to study.

Good luck on finals... you're so close to the end and Christmas!