47 Quotes From "The Office" That 100% Describe Your Life As A College Student
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47 Quotes From "The Office" That 100% Describe Your Life As A College Student

I'm Dwight in a world full of Jim and Pams.

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47 Quotes From "The Office" That 100% Describe Your Life As A College Student
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Ah, "The Office" what a gem. It is filled quotable lines that can describe our lives well enough to use without any shame.

GIFs may not match the quotes. I think "The Office" has many relatable moments, so I combined the two.

1. When you hate people.

"There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague."

2. You remember how great you are.

"I am Beyonce, always."

3. You're trying to write a paper, but you have no idea what you're doing.

"Sometimes, I start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

4. Somebody questions your opinions.

"Did I stutter?"

5. All of college.

"He said, 'If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.'"

6. Being competitive

"I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different."

7. Road rage

"One day, Michael complained about a speed bump on the highway."

8. The college student dream

"I'll occasionally hit someone with my car."

9. When you're done with life and want to run away


"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

10. You're addicted to sweets

"Wow, it's a little early for ice cream, don't you think?" "It's never too early for ice cream."

11. Professors tell you not to use Wikipedia

"Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So, you know you are getting the best information possible."

12. You finally have money, and you spend it on food and everything in sight

"Mo' money, mo' problems."

13. You don't want to be healthy

"I don't understand the desire to push sweet potato fries on me. I just want regular fries."

14. You think you have your life planned out

"And I knew exactly what to do. But, in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do."

15. You're so tired


"Well, just tell him to call me ASAP as possible."

16. Your life is falling apart


"All I can do right now is put on a brave face."


17. When somebody is crushing the mood


"You all took a life here today. Life of the party."

18. You're a total mess, contemplate dropping out, wonder what you're going to do with your life, and try not to cry

"It's like my life is buffering."

19. Professors who put the question you never learned


"How dare you?"

20. You're in a group project with people who are the stereotype of group projects


"I don't see it. I think they could do better."

21. Procrastinating


"Before I do anything I ask myself, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing."

22. Staying up 'til 4 AM to finish a paper

"You know what? I am the expert. I will conduct it. I know the crap out of women [insert topic]."

23. You think about your major and the passion you have for it

"I was never in this for the money. But, turns out the money is an absolute necessity for me."

24. Coming across people who are flat out jerks

"You're mean. You're mean girls. Like the movie, Mean Girls"

25. You have a crush on a friend

"I just wanna be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you. "

26. Done

"I just want to lie on the beach... and eat hot dogs."

27. You start talking about things that will lead to bad choices


"Don't be an idiot."

28. You have a wild weekend

"I watched TV for 14 hours."

29. You contemplate dropping out... again


"I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. "

30. Any small inconvenience in life

"I'm okay. No, I'm not."

31. You have a paper due at 11:59 P.M. and it's 11:58 P.M.

"Everybody stay calm! Everybody stay calm!"

32. You think everything is okay, but you know it's not


"The machine knows- stop yelling at me!" "There's no road here!"

33. You want to treat yourself, but your bank account is sitting at $2.07

"If I don't have some cake soon, I might die."

34. You're the "mom" of your friends

"Kids, don't try planking. It's dangerous. Especially with me around."

35. Your friends and family ask if everything is going okay

"I am better than you have ever been or will ever be."

36. Life


*Crying*

37. Again, life


"Are you trying to hurt my feelings? If so, you are succeeding."

38. Thinking about how much access the government has to our computers


"Why do you have a diary." "To keep my secrets from my computer."

39. Not sleeping for 48 hours

"I am dead inside."

40. All of your friends are busy


"Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship."

41. 8 AMs, enough said


"I almost didn't come in today."

42. You're using your planner and you have your life semi-together


"I can't describe it. I just, for the first time in a long time, I actually feel in control. I feel... alive."

43. You're crying in public, and someone comes over to you

"You can't just sit here and cry." "Oh, I can just sit here and cry!"

44. You don't look at the syllabus all semester and all of a sudden you have a 20-page report due


"It just doesn't add up."

45. Taking a nap and you want to sleep again

"Oh my God. What century is this?"

46. You're not feeling the whole being with people

"No, I gotta go. Text me later."

47. Something truly incredible happens

"And I feel God in this Chili's tonight."

College and life, in general, is described pretty well through The Office quotes. It's not easy trying to survive when you have $2.07 in your bank account. So, take a seat, turn on "The Office", and laugh your heart out as you say "me" over and over again.

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