Oh, So You're A Model?
Start writing a post

Oh, So You're A Model?

Because who else can go to the club Monday through Thursday?

Oh, So You're A Model?
Unsplash Nick Karvounis

On any given weeknight you will see the most beautiful people in all of New York City out at the same handful of nightclubs. Weekends are now for the amateurs. A Friday night at a club in New York is still better than any New Year’s Eve celebration most people only dream of attending. Bella Hadid doesn’t go to the club on a Friday, way too mainstream. She’d much rather go on a Wednesday.

So there I was (thanks to a promoter), another celebrity sighting Wednesday night, another table filled with antisocial girls visiting from Denmark. Or maybe it was New Jersey? Doesn't matter. There’s also a few overly good looking guys at the table. Models. Male models. The guys don’t say much to each other. Maybe they’re all lifelong friends that don’t need to maintain a conversation with each other the entire evening? But what’s more likely is that there’s only so much that can be said about today’s workout and protein powder.

None of it seemed very exciting, but it sure was entertaining to just observe. Yes, these guys were all very good looking and every girl did give them a second look as they walked into the club, but they weren't good for much else besides that. They're all Instagram famous. Each one of the guys has more followers than the DJ that’s playing, more followers than the club’s page, more followers than most C-list celebrities, and more followers than all those accounts combined.

They’re definitely not my type, too pretty. But I get the appeal. The girls at the table all swayed to the music while swirling the straws around in their cranberry vodkas. The guys only drank vodka sodas, because, calories. No really, that’s what one of them told me while we were all getting our first drinks and passing around the various mixers.

The girls continued bopping around pretending to ignore the guys. The constant hair flips and extra booty shaking in front of them proved otherwise. The male models were looking, ranking them on perceived easiness and deciding who was going to go for which girl. Once each of the guys figured out their ‘matches’, they swooped in. You could see them turn on their charm, as if it was a switch that could only be activated by two vodka sodas and the right Justin Bieber song.

They didn't lead with it but the phrase, “I’m a model” was definitely said in the first three minutes of every one of the conversations these guys were having with the increasingly intoxicated group of girls.

It blows me away that none of these people at the club seemed to have to work the following morning. Either because they are so well off they don't have to, or they have nothing to do the next day, most of the time because they are models. Models who don’t have a shoot in the morning, and the show they’re walking in isn't for another couple weeks.

So whether the club is completely full or almost empty, the clientele always consists of New York’s hottest hotties. Models trying to meet their next under 30 year old sugar daddy/sugar mama, or big spenders just trying to surround themselves with beautiful people at the measly price of a few Dom Perignon bottles. Some of the most fabulous rights out are when the club is practically empty.

I’m left wondering is this chiseled model at the table who is from a farm in Michigan the same person when he’s home on the range? Is this all just an act? How does he go from studying agricultural engineering, to only talking about raves, working out, and photoshoots? It’s all so odd, and oddly fascinating.

So my advice is if you want a fabulous night out in New York City, try a weeknight, drink champagne, and meet some models. Because I haven't found a better way to spend a Tuesday night, well, not yet.

You do you.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.

Unlocking Lake People's Secrets: 15 Must-Knows!

There's no other place you'd rather be in the summer.

Group of joyful friends sitting in a boat
Haley Harvey

The people that spend their summers at the lake are a unique group of people.

Whether you grew up going to the lake, have only recently started going, or have only been once or twice, you know it takes a certain kind of person to be a lake person. To the long-time lake people, the lake holds a special place in your heart, no matter how dirty the water may look.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Top 10 Reasons My School Rocks!

Why I Chose a Small School Over a Big University.

man in black long sleeve shirt and black pants walking on white concrete pathway

I was asked so many times why I wanted to go to a small school when a big university is so much better. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure a big university is great but I absolutely love going to a small school. I know that I miss out on big sporting events and having people actually know where it is. I can't even count how many times I've been asked where it is and I know they won't know so I just say "somewhere in the middle of Wisconsin." But, I get to know most people at my school and I know my professors very well. Not to mention, being able to walk to the other side of campus in 5 minutes at a casual walking pace. I am so happy I made the decision to go to school where I did. I love my school and these are just a few reasons why.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lots of people sat on the cinema wearing 3D glasses

Ever wonder what your friend meant when they started babbling about you taking their stapler? Or how whenever you ask your friend for a favor they respond with "As You Wish?" Are you looking for new and creative ways to insult your friends?

Well, look no further. Here is a list of 70 of the most quotable movies of all time. Here you will find answers to your questions along with a multitude of other things such as; new insults for your friends, interesting characters, fantastic story lines, and of course quotes to log into your mind for future use.

Keep Reading...Show less
New Year Resolutions

It's 2024! You drank champagne, you wore funny glasses, and you watched the ball drop as you sang the night away with your best friends and family. What comes next you may ask? Sadly you will have to return to the real world full of work and school and paying bills. "Ah! But I have my New Year's Resolutions!"- you may say. But most of them are 100% complete cliches that you won't hold on to. Here is a list of those things you hear all around the world.

Keep Reading...Show less

The Ultimate Birthday: Unveiling the Perfect Day to Celebrate!

Let's be real, the day your birthday falls on could really make or break it.

​different color birthday candles on a cake
Blacksburg Children's Museum

You heard it here first: birthdays in college are some of the best days of your four years. For one day annually, you get to forget about your identity as a stressed, broke, and overworked student, and take the time to celebrate. You can throw your responsibilities for a day, use your one skip in that class you hate, receive kind cards and gifts from loved ones and just enjoy yourself.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments