This Thanksgiving, Do Not Drink And Dance
Start writing a post
Entertainment

This Thanksgiving, Do Not Drink And Dance

Don't become another statistic.

6
This Thanksgiving, Do Not Drink And Dance
Giphy

Every year, thousands of college kids return to their hometowns the night before Thanksgiving, and they use this night to reunite with old friends. They congregate at the classic high school spots, and in the local bars. Stories of college life will be shared, memories of high school will be laughed about and drinks will be going down as easy as Ray goes down that fireman's pole in Ghostbusters. Because of this, the night has been dubbed "the biggest party night of the year," even over New Year's Eve.

With the bars a little fuller, the roads will be a bit more hectic. This night is not all fun and games. Public service announcements on the news and social media warn about the dangers of the night due to the high average of DUI's to come out of Thanksgiving Eve. Friends will reach out to each other via Facebook to let anyone know that they are available as a designated driver, and even Uber often offers free or discounted rides. However, there is another epidemic taking down college students across America on Thanksgiving Eve. Lives are ruined, families are torn apart, some mourn those fallen and mothers stay up late worrying that their kid might be next.

I'm talking about drunk dancing. The hottest songs of 2015 will be blaring through pubs and nightclubs, and in the nature of the night, throwback songs as well. Ohhhhh God, the throwback songs! When *NSYNC or Britney Spears comes on, those who consider themselves to be "90's kids" but were actually born in the latter half of the decade (face it, 96' and laters, you did not "grow up" in the 90's) will go wild. And it will be embarrassing for everyone within a 10-mile radius. The bros in your little, once sacred, local pub will put on their sunglasses, untuck those polo shirts and let loose belting out "Since U Been Gone" while ironically dancing. And let me tell you, Sperry Top-siders are not dancing shoes.

So what can you do to help put an end to this seemingly contagious tragedy sweeping the nation? First, you need to have a serious talk with your friends and lay down some ground rules. Once everyone is on the same page, you need to all agree to delete your Snapchats, just for the night. "But, but, why?" You ask? Because if you are checking your Snapchat all night, you'll be bound to come across a video of someone else ironically dancing with their skirt hiked up to their chest and it may trigger some unhealthy behavior. Like in grade school when you had a "safe zone" that everyone had to meet at in the event of an emergency, you should set one up for you and your friends in case any of you run into any trouble, such as someone trying to coax you into doing the "stanky leg." So once the phones are wiped clean and the safe zone is established, you are all set to have a great, fulfilling and non-embarrassing time.

Oh, and one more thing...please don't drink and drive yourself or your friends home.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
the beatles
Wikipedia Commons

For as long as I can remember, I have been listening to The Beatles. Every year, my mom would appropriately blast “Birthday” on anyone’s birthday. I knew all of the words to “Back In The U.S.S.R” by the time I was 5 (Even though I had no idea what or where the U.S.S.R was). I grew up with John, Paul, George, and Ringo instead Justin, JC, Joey, Chris and Lance (I had to google N*SYNC to remember their names). The highlight of my short life was Paul McCartney in concert twice. I’m not someone to “fangirl” but those days I fangirled hard. The music of The Beatles has gotten me through everything. Their songs have brought me more joy, peace, and comfort. I can listen to them in any situation and find what I need. Here are the best lyrics from The Beatles for every and any occasion.

Keep Reading...Show less
Being Invisible The Best Super Power

The best superpower ever? Being invisible of course. Imagine just being able to go from seen to unseen on a dime. Who wouldn't want to have the opportunity to be invisible? Superman and Batman have nothing on being invisible with their superhero abilities. Here are some things that you could do while being invisible, because being invisible can benefit your social life too.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

19 Lessons I'll Never Forget from Growing Up In a Small Town

There have been many lessons learned.

39780
houses under green sky
Photo by Alev Takil on Unsplash

Small towns certainly have their pros and cons. Many people who grow up in small towns find themselves counting the days until they get to escape their roots and plant new ones in bigger, "better" places. And that's fine. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought those same thoughts before too. We all have, but they say it's important to remember where you came from. When I think about where I come from, I can't help having an overwhelming feeling of gratitude for my roots. Being from a small town has taught me so many important lessons that I will carry with me for the rest of my life.

Keep Reading...Show less
​a woman sitting at a table having a coffee
nappy.co

I can't say "thank you" enough to express how grateful I am for you coming into my life. You have made such a huge impact on my life. I would not be the person I am today without you and I know that you will keep inspiring me to become an even better version of myself.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

114902
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments