You hit the gym to pre-burn the carbs of the night to come

You do your hair and makeup

You start by having a beer

Or two

Everything's great then the shots start flowing

You start feeling it

You get in the uber and head to get in line early

You really start feeling it

Someone tries to pass you in line and you get passive aggressive

The security looks at your ID

You get the X….

…. Or you don’t

You get inside and it’s sticky and crowded

You get really lovey on your friends for a hot second

And then you hit the dance floor

Someone starts really dancing on you

They get a lil too handsy so you back off

You spot a real cutie

You try talking to the cutie

You give up and start dancing with the cutie

And making out with the cutie

The cutie leaves :(

You realize you're too sober for this

You leave hungry and horny

You get a reasonably priced donut next door

You walk to the buses

Someone throws up and delays the buses

You make it to campus

You make it to your dorm (and your roommate gives you a lil lecture)

You make it to your bed

Now you have to nurse this horrible hang over