Andy Bernard: Cornell grad, a cappella great, Nard Dog, Boner Champ, regional manager, and my spirit animal. Even though Andy can be a lot to swallow, he perfectly describes weekend you. The most connected to Andy Bernard is when you're going out on the weekends because, let's be honest, weekend you can also be a lot to swallow.
1. How hard is it to make plans? Andy understands.
Seriously, it's harder than people think to organize solid plans for a weekend. C'mon people, it's not that complicated!
2. When you're already too lit and it's only the pregame
Don't worry, everyone's been there.
3. Let's talk about your dance moves, they're on fleek.
Hello?! Who wouldn't wanna dance with you.
4. Sometimes, however excited you are to turn up, sometimes the party just doesn't live up to your expectations.
Oh, how you long for the days of yesterweek, when the alcohol was flowing and the base was bumping.
5. And then there's those times where it's a great party and you're totally feeling yourself, on a Beyoncé tip.
6. That is until you see that hot boy from your lecture hooking up with someone that isn't you...
Uh, excuse me sir, but I am over here and that girl you are dancing on is not actually me.
7. When you get so distracted by your crush that you look around and realize all your friends are off doing their own thing
8. So you try to make new party friends but then you realize you know none of these people
Totally cool though, because you'll be BFFs in no time. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring and never breaking off a handshake. I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a... carpenter... that makes stairs.
9. All in all, a successful night out. And even though you left the house looking fresh af, you come back looking a little something like this....
Another great night out, you didn't mess up that bad and you didn't lose your house key! All is good! BUT then the next morning your BFF tells you what you actually did last night, and you find out you didn't "nail it" like you thought you did. You kinda messed up last night, #whoops, and all you can say is...
Damage control time
Party on friends, party on.
