Nick Miller is the epitome of what it is like to be in college. He is completely incapable of acting like an adult and continuously makes bad decisions. He never has a clue what is going on, and yet still has blind confidence in himself. Its unclear how he has made it this far in life, but we're glad he has. Here's some college moments as told by Nick:
1. When you see some kid wearing a dinosaur costume around campus and you don’t even question it:
Happens more often than you would think.
2. When two random people start making out at a party next to you
The worst part is that it all happens so quickly. One moment you're just hanging out and the next you are in the middle of a very intimate moment for two people.
3. When Mr. Brightside comes on at Apple Sigma Pi
You are lying if you say you don't love this song. It is an American classic and you know it.
4. When you wear your favorite going out outfit that your mom would kill you if she knew you wore
It's true: you look hot to trot.
5. When the professor says “pop quiz”
Let's be real, this is you whether you knew the quiz was coming or not.
6. When you find out that cute guy you’re in love with but have never spoken to is dating someone
How dare he betray you like that. Doesn't he know you are going to get married? I mean, you haven't told him but he should just know, ya know?
7. When you turn on some Beyoncé to pump you up before going out
I mean who doesn't like Bey?
8. When your roommates are starting to worry about how often you skip class and you have to defend yourself
It's especially fine to do if you're watching New Girl all day.
9. When people tease you for being the mom of the group
It's not your fault you have the personality of a 40-year-old woman.
10. When someone says that you have bad RBF
You would never know by just looking at you, but you're probably a really nice person.
11. When someone asks how your diet is going
Honestly, that's all you can ask.
12. When you take your first sip of water all day at 9 p.m. because you just forgot
Genuinely impressed that some students are still alive at this point.
13. When you see a dog on campus
Nothing makes a college kid's day better than seeing a dog. Nothing.
14. When your parents suggest getting a job
It's like they think you're an adult or something.
15. After you scream at someone for eating a bite of your food and they accuse you of being "too dramatic"
Food is one of the most important things in a college kids life. Don't mess with it.
16. What goes through your mind every single day in class
It's incredible you're even passing your classes considering how confused you constantly are in class.
17. When the professor asks you what you thought of the reading
They know you didn't read, why do they have to call you out like that?
18. When it is 3 a.m. and you still know none of the information that is on your 8 a.m. exam
How you got this far, no one really knows.
Whether you can relate to all of these or just a few, Nick can describe just about anything going on in your life. Maybe we should all follow his lead and drop out of school to become a bartender. Then again, he is 30-years-old without health insurance. So, maybe not.