Friends, no one needs to be reminded that the COVID-19 pandemic rages on in the U.S. Frankly, this is because we have all collectively decided not to do the one simple thing that was asked of us and wear a mask.
I could make this a very boring article, and berate you with facts and statistics and the importance of wearing a mask, but I have opted against that for both of our sakes. Instead, I will attempt to reach you in another way. You might not care about a disapproving look from me, but from Nick Miller? Maybe that will be enough to change your mind.
1. Jess
Jess would go full teacher mode on you and definitely give you the "importance of wearing a mask" lecture that you were spared from today.
2. Schmidt
Schmidt will have no words, except maybe to say that he has masks to match his blazers.
3. Cece
I feel like Cece is the kind of person to throw tomatoes at anti-mask protestors — no, I do not accept criticism on this.
5. Coach
Only a True American would wear a mask. I feel like Coach will try to start a competition to get you to wear a mask. I also feel like he'd win and you'd wear a mask.
6. Nick
I feel like Nick is the type to complain about wearing a mask, but will do so anyways just to avoid a lecture from Jess. Then he gives other people lectures.
Who's that girl? She's wearing a mask.