Neal Caffrey Goes To College
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Neal Caffrey Goes To College

A typical day of college in the life of Neal Caffrey.

Neal Caffrey Goes To College
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Before Neal Caffrey was a world renowned con artist, went to prison or worked for the FBI as a criminal consultant, he studied at Con University. This is a fictional representation of what the typical day at college would have been like for Neal. Neal Caffrey stars in the TV Show "White Collar" and is played by actor, Matt Bomer.

Late for 8 a.m. class.

Hacks into school technology department and sets all campus clocks back to 7:50 a.m. Walks into class, looks at the clock and says, “Wow, you guys are all pretty early today.”

Teacher announces pop quiz.

Texts Mozzie and tells him to pull the fire alarm. Grabs a copy of the quiz on the way out to 'study' from.

Misses 2 p.m. class.

Forges a doctor's note.

Runs out of meal swipes.

Dresses as dining room employee and eats in the kitchen while pretending to work.

Called on to answer a question.

Fakes an important incoming phone call.

Gets paper back.

Smooth talks his way into receiving an A.

Off period.

Goes home to create art to sell to pay for tuition.

Sees classmate in the hall.

Pretends to still remember his name.

Forgot about presentation day.

Already wearing a suit and tie.

Art teacher questions his ability.

Turns in a better version of the teacher's prized piece.

Friday night pregame.

Sips on fine wine while everyone else drinks Keystone.

Friday night party.

Impresses everybody with card tricks and mind games.

Saturday night.

Wine and dine with Mozzie.

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