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If Muhlenberg College Majors were Ben and Jerry's Flavors

From the sciences to theater, there is an ice cream flavor to represent everyone

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If Muhlenberg College Majors were Ben and Jerry's Flavors
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Media and Communication/Film Studies- The Tonight Dough

The Tonight Dough represents one of TV’s icons of this century who was named, “Entertainer of the Year”. Whether you want to be behind the camera, behind the desk, or writing about it to the world, Jimmy Fallon is someone we can aspire to be or work for. Plus all those gobs of cookie dough are perfect to get that sugar rush going in order to stay up to watch the show and do your homework.

Biology/Chemistry- Coffee, Coffee, BuzzBuzzBuzz

Walking past the light lounge, it is impossible to miss the premed students. They are the ones furiously scribbling in notebooks and quietly sobbing into their $300 textbooks. We all know if anyone is staying up doing work until 4 am it’s them. So who else is more deserving of this coffee ice cream loaded with espresso and fudge?

Theater & Dance Everything but the..

Theater and Dance majors represent a little bit of everything. Between acappella groups, performance ensembles, and dance teams, these majors do everything and they are always willing to be outspoken and friendly. There's a million roles to play on and off the stage.

Psych- Chocolate Therapy

Stimulate the dopamine in your brain with the best kind of therapy there is: chocolate! Chocolate on chocolate on chocolate is all you could ever ask for after a Psych 101 test.

Environmental Science- Phish food

A portion of the profits made off of this flavor go to supporting the environment efforts in Vermont’s Lake Champlain Watershed. The packaging is even responsibly sourced. It’s an Envi Sci major’s dream.

English- Coconut Seven Layer Bar

Stories have many layers, just like this ice cream! Just like how English majors spend their days dissecting Shakespeare, they will love dissecting this new ice cream. Have fun finding the meaning of the placement of each fudge chunk and swirl of caramel.

Education- Milk and Cookies

Being a teacher brings you back to your childhood and what reminds you more or your childhood than milk and cookies?! Take a break from all those education classes for a snack and a quick nap. You deserve it.

Political Science- Empower Mint

It’s all in the name. Voice your right to decide what kind of ice cream you want to represent you. However, with the mint ice cream with fudge swirls and bits of brownie, this dessert is hoping to get your vote!

Business- Economic Crunch

This flavor is now discontinued, but it was too good of an opportunity to pass up. Plus the combination of vanilla ice cream with chocolate covered almonds and nuts is a classic just like this major. You can’t go wrong with business.
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