Muffins are Everywhere!
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Muffins are Everywhere!

Do you know a Muffin? Are you a Muffin? Read to find out!

Muffins are Everywhere!
Holly Dechant

First off, every group has one or more types of “Muffins” therefore you all know a Muffin!

There are Muffins, half-Muffins, burnt Muffins, and surprise Muffins.

Now, what is a Muffin you ask? Well a Muffin normally exhibits traits such as:

1. Naturally Apologetic

If you yourself are in any way, shape, or form mean to this person you will eventually, if not immediately, feel guilty afterwards. Often leading you to apologize to them.

2. Defender

If you see someone else being mean to this person in any way you feel the need to swoop in and protect, defend, or save them.

3. Sweetest Sweet

This person normally has a pure soul or at the very least is extremely kind-hearted, sweet, or nice to nearly everyone they know and/or encounter.

4. Naturally Cute

When they curse, or try to be mean it is more funny and cute rather than intimidating.

5. All About Personality

Lastly, this person can appear in many forms ranging from a small girl to a large man as their personality is normally what makes them qualify as a Muffin rather than their looks, age, etc.

There are also half-Muffins in the world! Half-Muffins are mostly self-explanatory in the sense that they often show half of the traits of a Muffin. For example, when you are with a half-Muffin you may feel guilty calling them bad names even if it was in a joking manner but be remorse-free after squeezing the life out of them via hug or vice-versa. Another (easier) way of identifying a half-Muffin is checking to see if they have at roughly half of the Muffin traits listed above.

Next up are the burnt Muffins or the burnt Scone! The characteristics of a burnt Muffin/Scone are:

1. Clingy

Most, if not all, people within a group strongly dislike this person but they cling to their group nonetheless.

2. Dislike

Most, if not all, people outside their group also dislike this person to some extent.

3. Oblivious

They are completely blind to people’s hatred of them.

4. Ego

Due to their blindness, they often exhibit an ego or at least very high confidence.

5. Attention Needy

They also tend to demand the attention of any room they are in. For example, they may cause a disruption like a temper-tantrum, talk louder or higher no matter the situation, or simply be dressed in such a way that you cannot help but look in their direction.

Lastly, there are the surprise Muffins! A surprise Muffin is when you first meet someone and they exhibit all the signs of a Muffin but once you get to know them you realize they exhibit none of those traits. So basically, they are a lie! They are all lies! They may or may not exhibit some traits of a burnt Muffin/Scone.

So, was I, right? Do you know a Muffin? Are you a Muffin? If not, now you have all you need to know to go Muffin hunting! If you do not already know a Muffin just get out there and spot a muffin!

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