I'm sure that if you are in a relationship, you know that every now and then, your partner is not your favorite person. They do or say something that drives you up a wall, and you fantasize about how Johnny Depp would never treat you like that... But I have a solution. Ditch the boyfriend or girlfriend for a far superior companion, the mozzarella stick. And here's why:

1. They don't talk back

A mozzarella stick will never sass you. Its cheesy deliciousness doesn't come with a sarcasm dipping sauce... so you'd never have to deal with unwanted smart-ass comments.

2. They're great listeners

Another pro of them not being able to talk is that they will actually let you finish all of your sentences, and pay attention to you the whole time. They won't get distracted by their fidget cube, their cell phone, or a cat toy. Mozzarella sticks care about you.

3. They will go wherever you want to go

They don't care about spending an hour in Macy's trying on shoes or finding you the perfect shade of lipstick. They want to make you happy, and they don't care about their reputation.

4. They don't have a macho reputation to protect

The whole, them being food thing means they don't have friends they need to impress. They're impressive enough by just existing... So they don't care about doing "girly" things with you.

5. They are almost always there when you need them.

And if you don't already have them, it isn't that hard to find some.

6. They don't judge.

they don't care what you do with your life, they love you no matter what. They don't want you for your money, or the clothes you wear. They don't need you made up all cute to love you.

7. They will never lie to you.

If you are feeling unsure, you can rest assured knowing the mozzarella will never lie to you. They are actually incapable of speaking at all... But we all know if they could talk, they'd tell it like it is.

8. They'll gladly hit the gym with you.

They won't need you to drag them to the gym, they'll go with you happily... And while they might not do much themselves, you can rest assured knowing they are cheering you on while you get your sweat on.

9. They know how to respect YOU time.

They won't pester you while you're reading your favorite book, or watching your guilty pleasure movies or shows. They love you, but they know that space only makes a relationship stronger.

10. They are always ready for a romantic dinner

they might be a little upset when they are on the menu, but we all know that love makes you do crazy things sometimes... So they'll get over it if it makes you happy. (Which obviously it will... I mean, they're delicious!)