Yeah, baby! Another semester is upon us, and honestly, I couldn't be more excited. Time to get back together with all your friends and try to get your shag on. Here are some tips from Mike Myers to help get you through these next couple months and have a some fun too.

1. Make some new friends in class.

You have to be in this class for like four months, so you might as well keep good company. Plus more drinking buddies has never hurt anybody.

2. Do some crazy shit.

You only have four (most likely five) years in college. You have got to have something to talk about when your kids start to think your boring or when you are sitting in the nursing home.

3. Rock out with your friends.

A great jam sesh can do a lot for a person's attitude and mental health. It also brings you and your friends closer one fire track at a time.

4. Stay interested in your school work.

I know it sounds lame or impossible, but if you register for classes that sound interesting or related to your major, it makes it a little easier. Also, if you actually make it to class, you might have a better chance of passing.

5. Watch your diet.

I can't even do this really honestly. I know I should but I guess I just don't have the mental strength for it. What I have been able to do though is limit the Taco Bell trips to maybe three or four times a week.

6. Pursue your crush.

If she was a president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln. Why would you want to wait any longer. If she doesn't like you, it's okay, you're just ugly. But I'm sure you will eventually find someone else hot too.

7. Stay close with your parents.

They are the best you got. They were able to get you here and are paying for it?!?! We got lucky as hell.

Have an excellent semester! Just make sure to pass!