20 Reasons Margs Will Always Be Better Than Boys

20 Reasons Margs Will Always Be Better Than Boys

Hoes (margs) before bros.


Margaritas...a gift from the gods. Can you ever think of a time a marg has let you down? I bet you can't think of a time, because they are perfect. And here is just a few reasons why margs are better than boys.

1. Margs will never flake on a date.

2. Margs don't cheat on you.

3. Margs bring on the conversation.

4. Margs will always know how to dance...and make you dance too.

5. Bad week? Margs. Celebrating? Margs. No need to even ask, they are there no matter what the occasion.

6. There are so many to choose from, one is sure to catch your eye.

7. Margs aren't jerks.

8. Margs will never pick the homies over you.

9. What to feel like you're on the beach? A marg will bring that to you. Can you think of a guy who can give you the beach?

10. Margs will never break up with you.

11. Or divorce you.

12. Margs introduce you to so many new friends.

13. "Why am I forever alone?!" Margs: I got you.

14. Saturdays are for the boys? Nah, they are for Margs.

15. Margs don't make you worry about being left on read/getting a text back.

16. Margs aren't creepy.

17. Margs don't use cheesy pick-up lines.

18. Margs aren't douche bags. 

19. Margs aren't ugly.

20. The only homie Margs will bring with is tacos, and it's okay every time.

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10 Safe Drinks To Order For Your First Time Out

If you never been to a bar these are the best go-to drinks to get.

I didn't start drinking until I came to college and turned 21. And if you're anything like me, you probably had no idea what to order or what to drink. I basically relied on trial and error on what drinks I liked or didn't like. Through my trials and the hundreds of dollars spent and drinks wasted, I discovered the safe drinks. They're either really good and you can't taste the alcohol, or they're real cheap and bearable.

1. Vodka Cranberry

A classic drink. The simplest to make and the cheapest drink to order or buy and make yourself. All it takes is Vodka and Cranberry juice.

2. Dirty Shirley

It's like Shirley Temple grew up and started having fun. All it is is Sprite, grenadine and tequila. You can also use vodka instead of tequila.

3. Vodka Sprite

Super Simple. Vodka and sprite.

4. Rum and Coke

Usually a simple drink for guys, but hey, girls drink it too.

5. Long Island Iced Tea

I made this mistake when I first ordered this drink thinking it actually had tea in it… it doesn't. It's a cocktail of all the known different types of liquor: Tequila, Vodka, Rum, Gin and Triple Sec. A splash of coke is added to give that iced tea color.

6. Moscow Mule

Ginger Beer, Vodka and Lime Juice. Served in a copper mug.

7. Gin and Tonic

Another Classic, a gentleman's classic. Add a lime for extra flavor

8. Beer (Budlight, Budweiser, Natty Light etc.)

You can't go wrong with beer. It's everywhere, it's cheap and it gets the job done.

9. Tequila Sunrise

Tequila, Orange juice and Grenadine.

10. Lemon Drop

Another drink with vodka, this time all you need to add is lemonade. Usually Taken as a shot.

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Hangovers Are Never Fun, So Here Are 6 Ways To Avoid Them

Nobody wants to end up with their face in the toilet.


Spring break is still around the corner for some, and if your celebration is anything like the movies, then you might be celebrating on a cruise like college students usually do - filled with enough alcohol to make the entire cast of Jersey Shore sick.

Alcohol and sun is never a good mix and combined with the craziness of Spring Break. Things are only bound to get worse. Although you and your friends might be able to achieve those Instagram worthy photos, sunburns, hangovers, and waking up in a strangers bed are all possibilities.

We all know how to avoid sunburns (it's called sunscreen for those who might have forgotten and are now burnt lobsters). But what about hangovers? How can we prevent that horrible combination of dizziness, nausea, and awful headaches?

1. Drink plenty of water.


This sounds like a no brainer, but it is vitally important if you're attempting to avoid a hangover. Since alcohol is a diuretic, you run the risk of getting dehydrated. Try rotating between water and alcoholic drinks. This will slow down your alcoholic consumption while keeping you hydrated.

2. Eat a healthy and full meal before going out.


We have all heard it is a bad idea to drink on an empty stomach, and regardless of how many of us try eating handfuls of bread after the fact, it won't help anyone recover from a drunken night. According to Dr. Elizabeth Kovacs, the director of the alcohol research program at Loyola University, the extent of a hangover is related to how you metabolize alcohol. She recommends eating something that contains fats, proteins, and carbs. Skipping the meal might not leave you bloated, but it will make it more likely you will end up with your face in the toilet the following morning.

3. Avoid dark-colored liquor.


Liquor like whiskey and wine contain chemicals called congeners that occur naturally during the fermentation process. This is what often leads to the horrible headache that accompanies hangovers. Instead, switch to clear liquor like vodka, gin, and tequila. Another great tip is avoiding add-ins like sour mix which is full of sugar.

Remember, alcoholic drinks contain roughly 150 calories without mixers so do the math. After a week of non-stop parting, how many empty calories are you consuming and how many pounds will that be?

4. Find the electrolytes.


Although it is tempting to crawl directly into bed after a night out, before you succumb to this, try to drink something like Gatorade or coconut milk. Don't try to chug a gallon of water before you go to sleep, but leave a glass of water by your bed if you get thirsty in the middle of the night.

5. Get some sleep.


Even though it is incredibly challenging, I refuse to fall directly into bed after a night out. I have to take my makeup off, wash my face and my teeth, and then I can finally crawl into bed. Getting a good night sleep and reduce the quality of your hangover the next day. Sleep allows your body to recover from your crazy night out. Getting a good night's sleep also increases your chances of waking up in a bed, not your head on the cold tile bathroom floor.

6. Remember to pace yourself.


The one thing I don't understand is this obsession within college culture to shotgun a beer. Why? Most of the beer ends up on the floor so why are you competing to see who can pour the beer onto the floor. Remember, you have all Spring Break to drink, you are not in a competition to see who can drink the fastest. Pacing yourself also allows you to drink water in between drinks.

During this Spring Break remember the sunscreen and these little tricks to avoid hangovers. And regarding waking up in a strangers bed and having to resort to the "walk of shame," throw that phrase out the window because I am pretty sure you have nothing to be shameful about whatever happened.

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