When your professor tells you your final is at 8am.
And we’re expected to show up on time?
When you look at the information on the study guide for the first time.
When did we learn this?
When coffee is the only thing you’ve consumed in the last 52 hours.
This probably healthy.
When it’s only Monday but you’ve already had 6 mental break downs.
Someone send help please.
When you ask your professor if you can use your book and she has the audacity to tell you “No.”
So why did I spend $74 on this book then, Karen?
When you realize you retained no information this whole semester.
Crying seems like the only logical thing left to do.
When your mom calls and asks if you’re going to pass your classes.
That’s not really an option at this point.
When your classmate asks if you’re prepared for the final exam.
Don’t ask me dumb questions please.
When the professor tells you there’s no multiple choice on the exam.
Did you actually want us to pass the test?
When you think you’re going to fail this test by yourself.
But...
...but you realize your entire class is going to fail as well.
If one goes down, we all go down.
When your friend tells you they know you will do great on the exam if you just believe in yourself.
Lol, okay Susan.
When you read the first question on the exam.
Laughter is a healthy way to cope with failing.
When bribing your professor is literally your last hope for passing the class.
Pleass round my 48.6% to a 82%..
When you finish the exam.
A for effort, right?
And have to go turn it in looking like a hot mess.
Don’t judge me, Karen. Your final made me this way.
And then breaking down (again) after leaving the room.
When in doubt, just cry.
When you try and smile through the anxiety of waiting for your final grade to be posted..
I already know I failed, so why am I waiting as if there’s hope?
When you are still surprised when you see you failed the exam.
How dare she fail me?
And finally, when you go home and your mom asks if you passed your finals...
Don’t be silly, of course I didn’t.