1. It never rains.

You're right, it never rains; because it doesn't rain, it storms! Have you ever experienced a monsoon?

2. It never snows.

Nope, it also snows. Flagstaff, AZ is the place to be during winter.

3. Everything is dry and brown.

Half of Arizona are covered with beautiful green trees.

4. Arizonians get used to the heat.

No one gets used to the feeling like you're sitting in an oven.

5. There are poisonous rattlesnakes and scorpions everywhere.

There are lots and lots of lizards.

6. Everyone is tan.

People are pale, because they stay inside all day, because it is too hot to do anything outside.

7. Everyone has a pool.

Okay, almost everyone has a pool.

8. You can literally fry an egg on the sidewalk.

Yeah, that's actually true.

9. Arizona sunsets are pretty.

Yeah, that's actually also true.

10. Arizona has a lot of great colleges.

Arizona only has one great college. #beardown