Lily Aldrin is, without a doubt, the most annoying character on How I Met Your Mother. She's whiny, selfish and always complaining on both ends of the argument. She always tries to sound bad*** when she really sounds offensive. Although she does have her rare moments, here are 10 episodes where she really got on viewers' nerves.
1. Come On
Now I understand Lily wanting to find herself as a person by going to California, but she just kept on upping the ante. First, she said she wasn't going to go, then she said she needed to go, and they she broke off her engagement to go. If she had just admitted that she wanted to go in the first place, it would've saved us a lot of heartbreak.
2. Aldrin Justice
Her friend got her a job where she stole the boss's prized possession because he was being mean, and then wouldn't give it back even though his job was on the line. It was extremely childish.
3. I'm Not That Guy
In this episode, Lily manipulated Marshall into interviewing for a high-paying job that he didn't want, just so she could chip at her huge mountain of shopping debt.
4. The Front Porch
She just keeps getting worse and worse each season. After nearly a decade, Lily admits that she has been manipulating Ted's relationship all because she didn't want to end up with his not-so-awesome wife on some futuristic porch.
5. Say Cheese
I hated that she kept calling Ted's girlfriends "bitches." After a while, it just became offensive.
6. Glitter
This whole episode, Lily just wouldn't shut up about having babies. Then, when she realized that Robin might stop being friends with her, instead of just changing the subject, she broke off their friendship. How does that work?
7. False Positive
Half of season six she was constantly talking about having babies. And when she got a false positive, she finally admitted that she wasn't ready to have kids. WHAT IS THE POINT OF HER STORYLINE?
8. Stinson Missile Crisis
Now, this is the icing on the cake. She wanted ALCOHOL while she was pregnant. Sure, Ted was being annoying and intruding on her intimate moments, but ALCOHOL. After all that hoopla about getting pregnant, she actually wanted some wine.
9. The Magician's Code - Part 2
Lily tells Ted, Robin and Barney they can't come to her with problems unless it's an "eight or higher." Because she is just so important.
10. Last Forever - Part 2
When Barney and Robin reveal they got divorced, Lily started crying. Why, do you ask? Because she thought they had to choose sides, and it wouldn't be the same anymore. S-E-L-F-I-S-H.
