One does not become a YouTube sensation overnight. You have got to have brilliant insight, useful life hacks, and two cute dogs, of course! Here are some of the best thoughts from the woman, the myth, the legend: Jenna Marbles.
What Disney movies taught me
Jenna, you are on point, here. If any girl ever tried to grow her hair out so long that she could throw it out a tower window for her hubby to come save her, well, it is not possible, and if it was possible -- gross! No amount of "doing the Herbal" could save that hair! Ever notice how Rapunzel's hair never gets tangled or knotty? Like Jenna said, it is very unrealistic, even though girls worldwide still wish to have hair like that.
People who piss me off at the gym
Enough said. Why people feel the need to focus on other people's workout, instead of their own, is beyond me. Personally, I do not like looking at other people's elliptical, or whatever they are on, because I know that they are most likely going faster or have been going longer than me. I'll keep my view locked on my own little screen of exercise shame, thank you very much.
What a girl's hair means
"A full blown side ponytail means that I actually listen to and genuinely enjoy Lil Mama's music -- yes, Ms. McClarkson!"
Not every girl's hair is full of secrets; sometimes it makes a very obvious statement. Jenna Marbles' comments on what a girl's hair means are actually accurate from certain points of view, but obviously nothing is concrete; but, then again, who are we kidding. For example, "If my hair is curled, I'm really trying to impress you. It took me like 20 extra minutes and I burned myself twice!" Oh, the things girls do for their hair.
How to avoid taking to people you do not want to talk to
"Technique one: spontaneously turn into an animal such as a dog, dolphin, or a turkey, or a velociraptor. I personally like the velociraptor because you can gently bite or claw them which usually scares them away."
Jenna Marbles for president. What better way to avoid a conversation then to started gobbling or waving T-Rex arms? It is not rude, you are just expressing yourself in a very creative way. Heck, it is a lot nicer than saying, "I don't want to talk to you," and then walking away. This way, they will be the one to walk away while you can just stand there having a grand old time with your animal improv. See -- that awkward high school theater class came in handy, after all.
