Dear Senioritis,
Winter break is quickly approaching and I feel the need to address a few issues I have with you. As a senior, it is very important to not fall behind. I need to finish all of my classes in order to graduate. I'm not asking for much. I don't need straight A's. Heck, I can live with any grades at this point, just as long as they are passing grades. You are making it extremely difficult for me to get my life together. About a month ago I wrote an article about senioritis and at the time it was all fun and games. I laughed it off. Now, this is serious. I demand you stop being lazy.
I am senior is college and before I know it, graduation will be here. I can't risk it. Going to my classes is very important. Getting my homework on time is very important. Sitting around on youtube needs to stop. How many times can you actually watch acoustic versions of your favorite songs? Stop trying to find a new Netflix series to start watching. You really don't have the time to commit to a new show. That also goes for old shows. I find it very unnecessary to watch New Girl from the start of season 1 to it's current season over actually writing your paper for class. You and I clearly know how it starts and ends. It's not going to magically change. Stop pretending to sleep through those alarms. I heard it. You heard it. Yet class still wasn't important enough to attend?
One very important subject I would like to discuss is my bed. There are other places in my dorm room, better yet, other places on campus that you can sit down to do homework without getting the urge to just sleep. Let's be real, my bed at home is 10x comfier. Aren't you tired of having to redo your hair multiple times a day just because you napped? Yeah. ME TOO. You are officially lazy and pretty selfish if you ask me. Let's work together and kick butt the rest of the semester. Ya know, before it's too late... Let's start managing our time and getting assignments done. We have Thanksgiving break is coming and before you know it, Christmas will be here and we can watch all the netflix and youtube we want.
I hope you understand where I am coming from.
Sincerely,
A fed up senior in college
P.S. This letter took me two days because you kept telling I could just write this tomorrow.