That's right! I'll answer the question that was plaguing mankind for over ten f-ing years. The question asked by the poets of the Baha Men. Who let those f-ing dogs out!?

In the year 2000, three men emerged and changed the game for music and the world. There were no wars or Trump when these 3 men were rocking out the world. They asked a question that had the world come together and made them ponder the same; Who Let the Dogs Out? Who? Who? Who?

Now there are a few key suspects. The first being Al Gore. Gore could have obviously been pissed that the election was stolen from him in favor of a moron. (Those who fail to learn from history tend to repeat it). Global Warming wasn't a big enough issue yet and Gore needed something to get back at that Bush bastard. So, he thought he would sick some wild dogs at him. However, the plan went south when he accidentally released the dogs in the Bahamas. Leaving the Baha Men to ask for accountability. This is a very good case in the Gore column.

Another good suspect is Sisqo. Yes, the man behind "The Thong Song" may have created a dog epidemic along with an uprise in perverted ass gazers. Sisqo might have been jealous of how main stream those lyric poets The Baha Men became and wanted them to be torn apart by wolves. However, the plan failed after he got distracted by a female dog catcher in a thong. Yeah, this is very likely.

But fuck all that! I'll tell you who let out those damn dogs! It was me! It was me all along! As stupid child with no taste, I wanted the Baha Men to be success and so I gave them a topic only they can cover; Dogs running amuck! So yes, I let those dogs out. I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and that pesky dog!

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