Thank You 'Parks And Recreation' For Teaching Me To Say No

Thank You 'Parks And Recreation' For Teaching Me To Say No

Ron Swanson is a legend and a great teacher.


I used to be the person who would do absolutely anything to make someone happy or make their life easier. I used to go out of my way to help others all of the time. There's a quote that goes along the lines of "don't cross oceans for people who wouldn't cross puddles for you." Well... that was me. I was the one constantly crossing oceans for those who wouldn't even bother to cross mere puddles for me. I was drowning. I seriously couldn't say no.

I wanted to be involved with everything. Whether it was helping out friends with their homework, entertaining bored friends, or picking up shifts for others. I wanted to have leadership positions so I could do more work and help more. I would help people study or help them with their homework even though I had homework of my own to do. It was to the point where if a friend asked me to hang out and watch a movie, even if I had 20 homework assignments due, I would always do whatever my friends wanted.

I was too involved and too nice. Those two things never really seemed possible before, I thought the more involvements and the more willing to please others the better! I was beyond wrong. Believe it or not, my epiphany came from an episode of "Parks and Recreation." Although, I didn't come to this conclusion until I was watching it for the third time (because I'm obsessed and I'm not ashamed). It was the episode where Leslie was trying to do too many things at once and was making careless mistakes. Overall, she was drastically overwhelmed. Ron Swanson pulled her aside and told her "You can't half-ass two things at once, so whole ass one." At first glance, this is kind of funny and the show keeps going. Leslie quits one thing and focuses all her energy on her main project and is extremely successful.

It's the little things. I took the time to write this quote on a sticky note and put it on my door so I see it every day before I walk out. It is constantly on my mind. It is engrained into my brain at this point.

Think about this quote for a second. By dividing our energy into so many different things, we will most likely fail because there isn't enough energy to go around. It's impossible to focus on 100 different things when you're simply just one person.

So, if you have four leadership positions on campus, are involved in five organizations, taking a full class schedule, are constantly doing extra for your friends and family, and trying to work out every day... You won't be successful at any of these things. By spreading yourself too thin, you're literally setting yourself up for failure.

In order to maximize my own success and become an overall happier person, I decided to minimize my involvements. I narrowed it down to three involvements and an internship. Your balance might be different and that's totally okay! What's important is that you allow yourself room to breathe and be successful.

Your happiness is what's most important. Be involved in what makes you happy. Put yourself first for once and you won't regret it!

Oh, and maybe watch some "Parks and Recreation" to find your life's calling.

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30 Spongebob Quotes That Will Never Not Be Funny

"Don't you have to stupid somewhere else?" "Not until four."


Let's face it: Spongebob is extremely quotable. I'm not talking about the weird, disturbing crud that is the modern Spongebob, but the OLD Spongebob that we grew up with. I find myself quoting our favorite barnacle head every day, and it's great. It's even better when those around you understand the references and shoot a Spongebob quote right back at you (greatest feeling ever). Here's a list of the most famous and hilarious quotes from the hit Nickelodeon show that will always hold a place in our hearts.

1. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"


"Horseradish is not an instrument either."

2. "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."


"Uh Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant."



"What are they selling?!"

4. "It took us three days to make that potato salad!"



5. "The best time to wear a striped all the time."


"Eating here was your idea..."

6. "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"


"Hi, Spongebob. I'm gonna kick your butt."

7. "May I take your hat, sir?"


"You mean like a weenie? Okay!"

8. "We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!"

"That idea might be crazy get us all killed!"

9. "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo..."


"It's first grade, Spongebob!"

10. "My Leg!"

*in agony* "My leg..."

11. "Who you calling' pinhead?"


"I wanna be Dirty Dan!"

12. "East? I thought you said weast."


"That's west, Patrick. You're fired again!"

13. "The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!"


14. "The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him."


"How can you ever live with yourself?!"

15. "I can't see my forehead!"


"What's YOUR problem?"

16. "Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"


"I'm feeling it, Spongebob!"

"Patrick, that's not a ride!"

17. "P.O.O.P. People Order Our Patties."


"Looks like Mr. Squarepants understands P.O.O.P."

18. "Am I a pretty girl?"


"'re beautiful."

*Mailman looks disgusted*

19. "That's his...eager face."


"This is exactly how I'd pictured your band would look."

20. "Do you smell that? A smell...a kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells...smelly."


21. "Firmly grasp it!"


"That oughta do it."

22. "Sandy's a girl?"


"Neptune's preserver!"

23. "I'm ugly and I'm proud."


"Is that what he calls it?"

24. "I say we TIP SOMETHING OVER!"


"Now what?!"

"Get the lifeguard!"

25. "I love you."


*slams door*

26. "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"


"Not until four."

27. "Leedle leedle leedle lee!"


28. "He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!"

"He did?!"

"No! But are we just gonna wait around until he does?!"

29. "I can't hear you! It's too dark in here!"


30. "When I need a job done, I get someone with a job to do that job!!!"


"What are you saying?"

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Disney's Streaming Service Is Chock Full Of Your Favorite Disney Content

Although Disney content will be missing from Netflix and Hulu, you can get all the Disney you want for $7 a month.


On April 11, Disney announced their streaming service, Disney+, and all that it will have to offer.

The service will launch on Nov 12 after a long period of waiting from fans. The service was initially announced back in 2017.

The price of the service will be $6.99 a month and will be available on a multitude of smart devices, including consoles.

Not only will Disney+ include their own content, but some from Fox, Pixar, and National Geographic as well. According to Mike Sorrentino and Joan E. Solsman of CNet, they will also feature the entire collection of The Simpsons.

Alongside these networks, Disney will include theatrical movies such as "The Lion King," "Snow White," and other classic films from what is called the Disney Vault. Later in the year, newer films such as "Captain Marvel" will be put on the service.

Disney also owns Hulu and ESPN Plus but will continue to charge individually for each service. "Disney plans for all three to be individual subscriptions, but it said it's likely to bundle them at a discount," Sorrentino and Solsman wrote.

As for the Disney content on Netflix, it will virtually disappear. Over the last few years, Netflix, in partnership with Disney has created the Marvel Defenders shows, such as "Luke Cage," "Jessica Jones," "Daredevil," "Ironfist," and others. In 2018 and 2019. Netflix has canceled them all, but it's possible that they could be revived under the new streaming service

Although this may add just another service to pay for, it consolidates and adds to what has been available through Netflix and Hulu, giving viewers a nearly endless stream of Disney content to consume.

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