I kinda wish I watched my parents cook when I was little because now I need to learn how not to starve to death while I'm in college. Here are the 10 basic steps one goes through when they cook for the first time:
7. Call your mom for help (again) to check if the meat is thoroughly cooked so I don’t get salmonella
Thankfully, no major organs and no other persons were damaged in this process. Off to the next recipe...