Kris Jenner... Everyone's favorite psycho "momager." Her exploitation of her kids for fame and her desperation to be a 25-year-old again supplies an endless list of Kris quotes that are weirdly relatable to the average college girl's daily life. This is why Kris Jenner isn't a 60-year-old grandma of five; she is just a college girl:
You every time campus Wi-Fi won't connect, aka 90 percent of the day.
You to your roommate while she’s doing something funny for your snap story.
When your professor has way too much enthusiasm for 8:30 a.m. and she desperately wants you all to be on her level.
You to your friends when the dining hall food looks a little suspicious.
You giving song suggestions at every pre-game… then insisting on Justin Beiber.
When you’re trying to be low key about boy drama.
When your friend is getting sick and you’re too busy taking Snapchats to hold her hair.
A fairly regular text to your friends whenever disaster strikes (also in the form of “HELP…I don’t know what to wear tonight”).
When you’ve finally break from dining hall food and go out into the real world to a nice restaurant.
When your friends leave a mess in your room and you’re trying to lay down the law.
Every time your friends’ boyfriends are even remotely mean or rude to them.
You justifying absolutely failing a test.
You and your friends recapping your night out the next morning.
You always.
