First things first — most of you (above the age of 21) have been to Kilroy's Sports Bar. Whether you go for The Jungle, Vegas Bombs or bingo, you’re probably missing out on one of the best things it has to offer. And what is that? What could be better than closing down The Jungle?
Tacos.
And there is a taco perfect for everyone. If you haven’t gotten to try them yet, here's a guide to what taco to get for your personality.
1. Carne Asada
This taco is perfect for the tough guy/gal with a soft side. The grilled steak is the strongest part of the taco, but the Pico de Gallo gives it a soft edge. Try this taco if you can take a tequila shot without gagging, but then partake in an occasional drunk cry.
2. Con Pollo
If your go-to drink is a vodka soda, this is the taco for you. And that is not to say this is a taco for the “basic,” it's for the people who enjoy the simple things in life. You don’t have to be extra to be amazing. Chicken and salsa make the perfect combination in a taco that keeps things light.
3. Pescado
Here we have a taco for the trendy MFs. Avocado lime sauce. It’s fresh, spicy and different from anything else on the menu. You have good taste (literally) if this is what you’re into. It’s the most aesthetically pleasing taco on the menu, so it’s ready for a Snapchat or Insta post.
4. Huevos Rancheros
You’re unique, fun, and maybe a little weird, but all together… it works. Steak and a fried egg are not two things that you think would make sense in a taco but they DO. And they create on of the most delicious tacos on the menu. It’s for the person that stands out but manages to make everyone around them smile.
5. Buffalo Chicken
LIFE OF THE PARTY. Buffalo chicken and tacos are arguably the two best things in the world. Put them together, and you’ve got a literal gift from God. Which makes this taco perfect for the person who lights up any room and brings the fun whether they’re in the Jungle, or Wells.
6. The Farmers Market
The IDEAL Bloomington resident taco. Everyone knows that Bloomington is an eclectic city, with people from all types of backgrounds. So here is a veggie taco that’s surprisingly good that can be enjoyed by anyone. If pizza or burgers aren’t your go-to drunk food, here's a "healthy" vegetarian option for you.
7. El Puerco
Sami Sweetheart said it best, “I’m the sweetest b*tch you’ll ever meet.” And so is this taco. IF you’re sweet and ~sassy~ this is for you. Pulled pork with a hint of sweet and spice makes this taco an amazing combination for those of you who are the best of both worlds.
