1. Me on syllabus day

2. When it says no phones in class on the syllabus

3. When your friend comments but doesn't like your Instagram picture

4. Showing up to a class that doesn't take attendance

5. When your Dad calls to yell at you for going negative in your bank account

6. When you don't wear a bra to class

7. When you're next in line at Starbucks and you're looking at the cashier like... 

8. When you wake up late for class and make it on time

9. When you stand up to go to the bathroom in the middle of a lecture

10. When you tell your mom you're about to drop out and become a stripper

11. When the professor asks why you have so many absences 

. . . because this class is at 8 a.m. on Friday

12. When he asks "how'd you know that?"

13. Waking up for an 8 a.m. 

14. When you go to bed with a clear face and wake up with breakouts

15. When you have 3 tests this week and someone asks if you wanna get food

16. When the freshman girls behind you start talking about Brad and Chad

17. When you finally finish that paper you were told about the first class

18. When your check you GPA

19. Walking out of your last final like...