With Thanksgiving and Christmas just around the corner, everyone anticipates the long awaited sleep that they get to catch up on, the countless buffet of foods that we all get to indulge in and just simply being away from school. A nice, long break is very much needed and is the perfect way to regain your sanity. The holiday season is meant to be a merry time, bringing families together and being able to catch up on well, everything. But with that comes the dreaded and super awkward family dinners that your mom mandates for you to be at.
So here goes nothing. You brush your hair, put on some nice clothes that you forgot you had even owned, fake a smile, shamelessly look around for the wine and casually eat your meal as you stare at every family member sitting around the table.
You know it's already going to be a long night...
The first question you immediately come face to face with is the “Do you have a boyfriend?”
Of course being the strong willed and very independent woman that you are, you simply state the fact that you don’t need a man in your life. But in reality, you're like...
Because let's be real here. The f*ckboy culture has pretty much taken over the entire male species...
Next thing you know, that annoying and ‘perfect’ cousin of yours that you’ve always been compared to since you were a fetus announces that her and her boyfriend are going on 5 years strong. You nod, smile, and say “Oh my gosh, congratulations!” But really, you're just like…
And then the next thing you know, that nosey aunt of yours decides to jump in the conversation and gives you a life lesson about boys and finding the right man.
She makes a comment about your freshly brushed hair and how frizzy it looks, the outfit that you’re wearing and how it doesn’t suit your body type and then continues by saying that you’re going to end up alone if you don’t change those things in your life. She then points to that ‘perfect’ cousin of yours and tells you to learn from her because she clearly knows what she’s doing with her life.
So you just sit there, annoyed at everyone. And when someone asks about what you're gonna do with your life after you graduate...
Because really, who even knows...
And then the next thing you know, your dad, who thinks he's such a comedian whips out his jokes, which are not funny, whatsoever...
The night couldn't get any better, right?!? It's anecdote after anecdote and by this time, you're about to fall out of the chair yourself. You peer around at the crazy group of people sitting around the table and you're just like...