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13 Kansas Universities If They Were Characters Of The Office

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Arleth Pamela Uranga
Apr 02, 2018
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13 Kansas Universities If They Were Characters Of The Office
Arleth Uranga

I’ve seen these lists going around for Virginia and Texas and I thought it was time that Kansas gets some sort of list. Down below you’ll find a list of schools and their respective characters. You can’t get mad because this is the truth.

If your university or college isn't down here, then I'm sorry and I hope you guys can comment down below or join your local Odyssey group! Friends University and Newman University are one writing group so if your interested in joining either team click here.

1. Dwight - Friends University

A very conservative University that takes traditions very seriously. Also, gets along very well with Angela (Newman) and kinda hates Jim (WSU.)

2. Angela - Newman University

Very religious, private, stuck up, and yet very caring.

3. Ryan - University of Kansas

A smart guy with a lot of promise but parties just a little too hard.

4. Andy - Baker University


The equivalent of Cornell here in Kansas.

5. Creed - Tabor College

Weird college, we don't know exactly what their role is, but we accept them as part of the recurring cast.

6. Jim - Wichita State University

A quiet and chill guy that loves his sports (especially basketball) Also, has a long weird rivalry with Dwight (Friends University.)

7. Pam - Bethany College

Religious, but not as obvious, likes quiet nature, and calm personalities (just like Lindsborg.)

8. Oscar - Kansas State University

Smart but doesn't do too well around people "inferior" to them and, also, gay.

9. Kevin - Emporia State University

Likes to laugh and is a little weird, and, if we are being honest, we underappreciate both Kevin and ESU.

10. Meredith - Pittsburg State University

Drinks and parties way too much, but still a decent human being.

11. Erin - Butler Community College

Fun kiddie college. Okay, not true, but compared to other schools, it is Erin.

12. Kelly - Washburn University

Nobody knows much about this University, it's a bit foreign.

13. Michael - Kansas Wesleyan University

Weird guy likes to think he's different and better, but he's just your average joe.

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