Justin Bieber: How To Cure Your Conjunctivitis, From An Ex Pre-Med Major.
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Justin Bieber: How To Cure Your Conjunctivitis, From An Ex Pre-Med Major.

I don't know what I'm talking about, by the way.

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Justin Bieber: How To Cure Your Conjunctivitis, From An Ex Pre-Med Major.

Justin Bieber took to Instagram this past Saturday to make it clear to us all that he has conjunctivitis.

My left eye has conjunctivitis
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Like, he really wants us all to know, guys.

My left eye has conjunctivitis
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You can see it better here
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Conjunctivitis
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After seeing these posts, I knew that my duty as a Belieber was to help cure this poor man.

I, for one, will never ignore a cry for help. That medical terminology was hard for me to understand though, so I googled what exactly conjunctivitis is. According to my intense research, the Biebs has pink eye.

So, you've caught the real "Bieber fever". What now?

Well, luckily for you, Justin, I was a pre-med major for approximately 40 days and took one high level biology class. Therefore, I totally know what I'm doing. I also am a frequent visitor of Web MD.

First of all, take a break from learning other languages and babysitting Asahd Khaled, and get some rest.

A Bieber nap is essential to your healing. I know you're back on the rise right now, but you've got to make sure you're getting those eight hours, dude. Trust.

Ditch the contacts.

Luckily for you, glasses are super trendy right now. You can't be touching your eyes and putting in contacts if you want that conjunctivitis to go away.

Avoid using sprays and lotions that can get in your eyes.

I know, Someday was easily the defining fragrance of 2011, but you're going to have to take a break from it, and other similar spraying products, to cure that pink eye.

Don't hang out with any hot babes, in order to avoid spreading the disease to them (unless it's me).

I don't really mind, because I usually just sit at home anyway, but most people would probably get mad if you gave them pink eye.

Lastly, actually go see a doctor, because I don't know what I'm talking about.

Remember how I said I was only a pre-med major for 40 days? Yeah, don't trust me.


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