Junk Foods That Are Better Than A Significant Other
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Junk Foods That Are Better Than A Significant Other

Fries before guys, am I right?

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Junk Foods That Are Better Than A Significant Other
Gainesville Scene

Hello friends! For those of you who have me on snapchat or who I text on a daily basis, you'll know that this week has been a struggle for me diet-wise. My quote of the week is, "So, I was doing good on my diet today, and then...." Some nights ended in brownies. Other nights ended in a tube of cookie dough and a can of whipped cream. I'll put it out there, I have a junk food problem. So, I've decided to write a post about the different junk foods, and why they are better than a significant other. (Sorry Alvin).

1. Pizza

Sure, your boyfriend can make you laugh, but will he ever be able to make the cheesyjokes that pizza can? I mean, yeah, pizza is a little crusty and greasy, but pizza will 10/10 be your home slice.

2. Ice Cream

The great thing about ice cream is that you can make it melt just by touching it. Ice cream will also never complain about spooning. Ice cream can give you the cold shoulder, but it can also be sweet to you.

3. French Fries

Who doesn't like tall, crispy, and French? French fries can be salty and might come off as a bit of a couch potato, but fries before guys am I right?

4. Chicken Nuggets

Nothing says "generous" like a piece of meat that includes multiple parts of a chicken all in one. Sure, they can be too chicken to do much, but at least they'll never have beef with you.

5. Nachos

Nachos really know how to throw a fiesta. Sure, they can be jalapeno business, but hey, it's nacho place to judge.

6. Mozzarella Sticks

This food proves that it's not about what's on the outside, but what's on the inside. And on the inside, mozzarella sticks are warm and soft. They'll stick around until the end and won't string you along.

7. Chocolate

Chocolate is rich and will treat you right. You just can't get enough of chocolate and its smooth ways.

8. Onion Rings

Nobody describes onion rings better than Beyonce... "If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it." Truer words have not been spoken. Onion rings do, in fact, love you enough to put a ring on it.

So yeah, this has been one of my weirder blogs. I hope you enjoyed reading, and if you have any suggestions for other foods that have proven to be better than a significant other, comment them and I would be happy to make a sequel to this post. Happy eating!

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