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Sep 28, 2018

16 Jokes To Tell On National Tell A Joke Day

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National Tell a Joke Day is coming up soon and it's always important to have a few jokes up your sleeve to share with your friends. I love telling and listening to jokes, even the corny ones. One of my favorite memories is my friends and I sharing jokes on a plane ride to Washington D.C. I remember laughing so much that it was hard to breathe and thinking back at it, the jokes weren't even clever. This year, on National Tell a Joke Day, I'm going to share some of my favorite corny jokes with my friends and hopefully these jokes will give you inspiration to do the same.

1. Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

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Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

2. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen?

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They might peel.

3. What do you call a number that can't keep still?

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A roamin' numeral.

4. Why are frogs so happy?

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They eat whatever bugs them.

5. What do you do with a sick boat?

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Take it to the doc.

6. What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

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A pineapple.

7. Why do basketball players love cookies?

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Because they can dunk them.

8. What kind of flower is on your face?

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Tulips.

9. What do you call a fake noodle?

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An impasta.

10. Why did the sun go to school?

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It wanted to be brighter.

11. Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

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It was in tents.

12. Why was the broom late?

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It over swept.

13. Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying?

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Because they would quack up.

14. Why don't birds follow directions?

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They like to wing it.

15. Why don't lobsters share?

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Because they are shellfish.

16. How do sheep get clean?

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They take a BAA-AA-AA-TH.

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16 Jokes To Tell On National Tell A Joke Day

As August 16th approaches, these jokes are perfect to make someone laugh on National Tell a Joke Day.

In This Article:

1. Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

2. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen?

3. What do you call a number that can't keep still?

4. Why are frogs so happy?

5. What do you do with a sick boat?

6. What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

7. Why do basketball players love cookies?

8. What kind of flower is on your face?

9. What do you call a fake noodle?

10. Why did the sun go to school?

11. Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

12. Why was the broom late?

13. Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying?

14. Why don't birds follow directions?

15. Why don't lobsters share?

16. How do sheep get clean?

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1. Leslie Knope from "Parks and Recreation"

2. Liz Lemon from "30 Rock"

3. Meredith Grey from "Grey's Anatomy"

4. Olivia Pope from "Scandal"

5. Blair Waldorf from "Gossip Girl"

6. Carrie Bradshaw from "Sex and The City"

7. Annalise Keating from "How to Get Away With Murder"

8. Mindy Lahiri from "The Mindy Project"

9. Lisa Cuddy from "House, M.D."

10. The "Friends" Girls (Monica Geller, Rachel Greene, and Phoebe Buffay) from "Friends"

11. Temperance Brennan from "Bones"

12. Kate Beckett from "Castle"

13. Jane Rizzoli and Maura Isles from "Rizzoli and Isles"

14. Olivia Benson from "Law and Order: SVU"

15. Robin Scherbatsky from "How I Met Your Mother"

Ugh, why is it so hard to be mean?

1. You are honestly kind of offended when people say you are a nice person

2. People think it’s cute when you act sassy

3. You always have people who annoy you but will not stop following you around

4. You often have trouble deciding how you want to present yourself to people

5. You have probably never actually hurt someone’s feelings

6. Finding friends is such a struggle

7. But actually, that is a joke because your flexible personality allows you to be friends with many people

8. You are secretly kind of (actually downright) jealous of queen bees, especially those from TV shows

9. You often read articles with titles such as “24 Reasons You're A Sasshole,” thinking they are going to be so relatable….

10. Sometimes you get really mad and wish you could actually come across as a total bitch…

11. …but at the end of the day, you are thankful for how nice you are

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You cut people off - fast!

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When you need to let others know exactly who you are.

Making new friends is not an easy task.

You have no problem tellin' it like it is.

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You judge what other girls are wearing - hard.

Only your best friends see your emotions.

You've mastered the fake personality.

You have your very own Chuck Bass.

If your plans get cancelled, there is a 99.9% percent chance you are sleeping.

"There is only one tree hill, Jaime Scott."

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