She wins who calls herself beautiful and challenges the world to change to truly see her-Naomi Wolf

Ahhh...Mount Holyoke College, society’s version of a themyscira (land that only includes woman and provides safety from the outside world) that seeks to raise confident, independent feminists and women. It’s also the place I call home. As a way of welcoming new initiates, you are introduced to each and every tradition. First, there’s the initiation ceremony where you come together and chant songs that might seem like you’re being initiated into a cult(definitely worth it) and then you have to sign a book, declaring your acceptance of the rules that come with being a member of said cult institution. Then there’s all sort of traditions and rituals such as climbing an atrociously huge mountain and declaring your strength and tenacity, then there’s the ritual in which you dance around the founder’s grave and sometimes you might even get the privilege of attending your very own bra burning gathering in which your undergarments are burned in order to summon mountain day.

Nevertheless, there’s a long list of traditions present in this modern day themyscira but I wouldn’t ruin it for you (I like suspense, bite me). The most important culture is the MoHo chop. The most liberating and satisfying tradition a Mount Holyoke student could ever experience. This tradition involves the act of wielding silver shears with edges that are frighteningly sharp and deliberately peppering your face and shoulders with long strands of black, brown, blonde or red flecks. This simple but liberating act is common among the people of this cult institution, as it is seen as a way of being reborn. The women of this cult institution are reborn as they shed all forms of social conformity. In giving up their hair, they defy patriarchal standards that states that beauty directly correlates with long luscious hair. By attending this modern themyscira, the women of this cult institution are empowered so much that they realize that they don’t necessarily need long hair to feel beautiful.

As they embrace their short buzz cuts/pixie cuts, whilst finally feeling the breeze caress their necks and ears, they realize something quite unusually occurred to them. A girl from across the hall stared in the mirror, after initiating herself through the MoHo chop and she realized something was terribly off. She finally looked confident and dare I say...badass. Apparently, by intiating yourself through this partically ritual, you gain some seblance of self awareness which develops gradually into something else entirely. You become the woman that society fears as you finally find yourself and your voice. You finally learn to voice your opinions confidently in a room full of sexist and misogynist cis-gender men. In some way, your new initiation into this cult serves instills some sort of fear into the men that come across you. They are terrified by your level of self awareness and avoid you at all cost, but alas a few men admire you for your confidence and rebellion against heteronormative and patriarchal societal norms. In addition to all this, you are able to give up the time consuming task of curling your hair each morning as your typical bedhead look serves as an edgy yet decent hairstyle for class, thus you can catch up on sleep and risk running late to class.

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50 Things to Do When You're Bored and Completely Alone


For people like me, spring break is a time where you come home and have absolutely nothing to do. You're parents work all day and you're either sibling-less or your siblings have already moved out. Most of your friends are on the semester system, so your breaks don't line up. You're bored and completely alone.

Although while being alone sounds boring, sometimes it's nice to just hang out with yourself. There is a plethora of unique and creative things you can do. Netflix marathon? That's overdone. Doing something productive or worthwhile? You do enough of that in school anyway. Whatever the reason is for you being alone, I have assembled a list of unique things to do to cure your boredom.

SEE ALSO: 50 Things To Do Instead of Finishing Your Homework

  1. Have a solo dance party.
  2. Teach yourself how to do an Australian accent (or any accent for that matter).
  3. Learn how to play harmonica (or any instrument for that matter).
  4. Buy an at home workout DVD.
  5. Bake a cake (and eat the whole thing for yourself).
  6. Take a rollaway chair and ride it down the driveway.
  7. Paint a self-portrait.
  8. Plant some flowers in your backyard.
  9. Become a master at air-guitar.
  10. Perform a concert (just for yourself).
  11. Write a novel.
  12. Become an expert on quantum mechanics.
  13. Give yourself a new hairdo.
  14. Knit a sweater (if you don't know how, learn).
  15. Make a bunch of origami paper cranes and decorate your house with them.
  16. Make homemade popsicles.
  17. Reorganize your entire closet.
  18. Put together a funky new outfit.
  19. Make a short film.
  20. Try to hold a handstand for as long as possible.
  21. Memorize the lyrics to all of your favorite songs.
  22. Create a website.
  23. Go on Club Penguin and troll a bunch of children.
  24. Become your favorite fictional character.
  25. Become your favorite animal.
  26. Practice your autograph for when you become famous.
  27. Create a magical potion.
  28. Learn a few spells.
  29. Learn how to become a Jedi.
  30. Put the TV on mute and overdub it with your own voice.
  31. Make paper hats with old newspapers.
  32. Become a master at jump roping tricks.
  33. Create music playlists based on random things, like colors.
  34. Find a chunk of wood and carve something out of it.
  35. Find something that doesn't have a Wikipedia page and create one for it.
  36. Create a full course meal based on whatever's in your kitchen.
  37. Teach your pet a new trick.
  38. Take a bunch of artsy photographs.
  39. Make a scrapbook.
  40. Learn a bunch of new words and incorporate them into your speech.
  41. Try to draw the most perfect circle without using a compass.
  42. Make your own board game.
  43. Memorize some poetry well enough so you can recite it.
  44. Build a fleet of sailboats and float them in your bathtub/pool.
  45. Write a song.
  46. Practice picking locks.
  47. Make a drum kit out of random household items and play it.
  48. Draw a tattoo on yourself.
  49. Give yourself a new piercing.
  50. Figure out the meaning of life.
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Things I Miss Now That I'm Home From College Again

There are so many reasons to be glad that the school year is over, but if you've done it right... there are a lot of reasons to miss it too.


So, school is over now and I've come home. As expected I was so relieved at first. No more showering with flip-flops, no more listening to screaming girls running up and down the hall, and a space that is mine and mine alone. But after a week or so of being back, there are a few things I've already started to miss.

I know that not every single person has the ideal roommate but I got really lucky with mine. Coming home I was excited to have my own space, but now when I'm doing my midnight scrolling, I'm realizing that I miss being able to talk to her about the funny things I see in that very moment. Tagging, DMing, and texting her doesn't feel the same as a long night of giggles spent together.

Also, while seeing old friends when you get home is amazing, and there is always a lot to catch up on, you do start to miss your other friends too. Being in college means that your friends are going through similar things as you are all the time. You have tests together, clubs together, and sometimes you spend way too much time procrastinating together. The bond you begin to form is one you definitely begin to miss - especially when you guys don't live close off of campus.

Coming home also means you don't have a set schedule or at least not immediately. You may come back to a previous job and that puts something on your calendar, but the free time you still have during the week can be a little too much. I know I've spent way too much time obsessing over the Tati/James drama than I ever would have at school. The routine I had at school kept me busy and entertained, and I'm honestly missing it a lot right now.

There are a lot of other things to miss too - even things you thought you wouldn't. You miss the classes, the teachers, and sometimes the food. I know I miss the environment. It isn't a perfect one, but it's full of people just trying to find their way. We are all working through the roller coaster of life and we are all stuck on one beautiful campus together while we figure it all out. I miss meeting new people at the bus stops or running into old classmates and catching up.

I guess the bonus for me is that I just finished sophomore year which means I have more time to spend at school. Come senior year, I guess I'll have to learn quickly how to deal without the things I miss - and also create a schedule so I can travel to see all of my friends, but those are all problems for future me.

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