Screw A Jim Halpert - I Want My Own Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
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Screw A Jim Halpert - I Want My Own Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration

Bob and Phyllis are the true relationship goals of The Office.

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Every young woman who loves The Office is quick to tell you how much they want their own Jim Halpert.

Yeah, Jim and Pam are really cute (their wedding still makes me cry every day) and don't even get me started on how beautiful John Krasinski is. If I'm being completely honest, though, Jim Halpert is just another basic vanilla boyfriend.

Yeah, he loves Pam with his entire heart and makes that pretty clear, but you know who the REAL #boyfriendgoals from The Office is?

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.

Not only did Bob bid $1,000 JUST TO HUG HIS OWN WIFE, but the two are constantly showing each other the best kind of affection. Bob spoils Phyllis on Valentine's Day with enough flowers and a teddy bear big enough to make any girl swoon, but he also makes it very clear he'd kill any man who comes close to hitting on Phyllis.

And let's talk about their sex life for a second, because Phyllis sure doesn't shy away from sharing all the dirty details. Who could forget when Phyllis talked about the first time they saw each other naked - they were so enthralled with each other that they didn't even have sex, just stared at each other until they fell asleep.

Talk about romance friends - I don't think any of us could top that first time story. And who could possibly forget when they went on a double date with Jim and Pam and ended up in the bathroom for a little too long? Yeah, that's the REAL goals right there.

All in all, I fully believe Bob and Phyllis are the ultimate relationship goals of The Office, even if everyone is overlooking them for a Jim and Pam type of love. As for me, I'll be staying single until I find a man who is just as excited to marry me as Bob is when he and Phyllis finally say 'I do.'

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