With this new announcement that "Jersey Shore" will be returning next year, the preteen inside of me is jumping with joy. To appease that inner-child I have put together this list of "Jersey Shore" cast members as people I have met in college.

The cool guy that walks into a big lecture and is recognized by everyone

He DJs all the good parties and is usually older than everyone but still relevant. This fifth-year senior is our favorite, Pauly D.

The a**hat at a party who is trying to hit on every girl and thinks he's hot sh*t

Listen here, Mike "The Situation" you are definitely not, please get off me, your hair looks dumb.

He may not have any dancing skills but he is still the life of the party

Ron is the guy that gets way to drunk and his girlfriend has to come get him.

The sweetheart guy that stands in the corner always willing to chat with anyone

Vinny is the secret ladies man and is best friends with everyone there. You love him but he seems too good-hearted so you go for his DJ best friend.

That tiny girl that can't hold her liquor or dance but is a party animal

The college Snooki will try to get everyone else to drink with her. She's also the first to get pregnant, probably during her junior year.

The drunk mom that gets everyone home safe

Our homegirl Jwoww gets just as drunk as everyone else but knows her limits and can handle herself. Usually ends up taking the tiny girl home. The girl at the party in a relationship will definitely mess you up.

Acts like a sweetheart but will strait f**k you up if you even look at her man

Sammi "Sweetheart" will end you. Sometimes when she’s drunk she cries. Really grounded, parties but still does her work and graduates on time. The girlfriend of the guy that can’t dance but is the life of the party.

Freshman girl that wants a relationship but settles for one night stands

Deena is that girl that wants a relationship and has a different guy every day, goes to class drunk, first to be arrested for public intoxication, best friends with the tiny girl, and finally gets a boyfriend senior year.

The girl that drops out after the first semester and everyone hates her

Angelina, go home, no-one likes you. She shows up at a few parties even though she no longer goes here and tries to make nice but no-one cares.