Dear God, why did you create these leg prisons you call jeans? They are not necessary in the world where there are sweatpants, leggings or yoga pants to choose from. Yeah, sure, jeans look cute with almost every fall outfit but are they more comfortable than leggings or sweatpants? No. Absolutely not. So here are 10 reasons why us girls are so over jeans:
1. The hatred for belts
No. Just no. Belts are the most uncomfortable accessory known to man. They don't even do their job half the time and when they do they just pinch your stomach whenever you sit down. They also show through that cute shirt you just bought and it's just not right. I'm sorry belts, but you gotta go.
2. The daily “hike up”
You know that feeling where your pants feel like they just fell down to your ankles where in reality they just dropped not even half an inch? Yeah, me too. This can also occur after sitting down, on the line waiting for food or even just breathing. It's a daily struggle.
3. Tight in all the right places
Whenever you look in the mirror and your butt looks pretty damn amazing and for once you actually appreciate the creator of jeans … but when it’s too tight in the thighs all of a sudden bending down becomes life’s biggest challenge.
4. And loose in the wrong
It’s always the waist… every single time. No matter what size of pants you try on there is always that awkward gap in the back. Or, oh yeah, when it's loose in the ankles or behind the knees which drives every one of us crazy! How has no one fixed this issue?!
5. The dance moves that you have to perform just to put your pants on
We all know that dance that little kids do when the just “have to go”. Well, have you ever seen a girl put on skinny jeans? It’s kinda like that but way more intense, like playing Dance, Dance Revolution and never missing a beat. That kinda intense.
6. Or sucking in your stomach until your blue in the face
You all know that expression “beauty hurts”. I’m not kidding, it’s a real thing. Jeans cause pinching on your stomach when you sit, lines on the sides of your legs for being too tight and cutting off the circulation behind your knees when you cross your legs. How does that sound like a fun time?
7. Whale-tailing
Oh yes, the art of whale-tailing. Ladies, you know what I’m talking about. This is why you make your best friend pick up whatever you dropped on the floor. You don’t need your cute little whale-tail in your favorite color that day showing the whole world. That’s for your eyes only man, respect it.
8. Being an athlete means jeans just aren't your thing
You have skinny ankles, muscular calves, thick thighs and a big butt but you got a tiny waist. Jeans are not meant for us… it’s just a fact.
9. That awkward gap in the back
THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING EVER. Everything fits perfectly fine in the front so why can’t the back do the same? I don’t understand it. Never will so that’s it let's move on.
10. Sweats for days
Don’t you dare lie and say that you would rather wear jeans. Just face it, you're happier in sweats anyways. Sweatpants are always a go-to for every time of day (rain or shine; cold or hot). Also, I just need to point out that yes guys, we do have more than one pair of black leggings and we will wear them 24/7, 365 days so don’t hate.
But let’s face it, through all the stress and exhaustion of putting on a pair we still choose to wear them because, well, it just completes the outfit.
