There's nothing quite like spending a night, or even a whole day, with your bro. Yeah, you see him all the time, but it's not the same as a bro-down. Hanging out with girls is great and all, but you just don't bond with that girl the same way you bond with your bro. If you can find a girl that can split a case of Natty Light with you and not vomit her brains out while complaining about her tool of an ex-boyfriend, then by all means, have at it. However, until that happens, I'm going to give a basic guide on how to have the ultimate bro-down.

Rules:

1. No women. This is rule number one for a reason.

2. No drama-talk. See rule number one. 

3. Must involve alcoholic beverages. Usually beer. Must be cans for shotgunning. 

4. A classic bro movie must be playing that both bros enjoy. I would suggest movies likeThe Expendables or Tropic Thunder. Both movies are funny and bad-ass. 

5. There can only be two bros in a bro-down. It's a bro-down for a reason. If you want to bro-down with another bro, set up another night for it.

6. Once you say yes to the bro-down, no flagging. If you flag on a bro-down, then your bro-membership card may be revoked. Plus, why would you do that? I'm sure your bro had other plans that he canceled for you, so you should do the same for him.

Instructions:

Step #1 - Purchasing the beer. Usually the person who sets up the bro-down is the one who purchases the beer. Purchase at least 24 beers (cans) to split with your bro. Nothing less. 

Step #2 - Rejecting every girl in sight. Do not engage in any contact with any women throughout the whole day. This will give temptation to flag on your bro. While your bro may be your wingman every other day of the week, this day is different. I don't care if this girl is willing to drag her mammary glands across a desert of broken glass just to go to Starbucks with you, you can't say yes. 

Step #3 - Drinking the beer. Alright, once you arrive to the bro-down castle, you must waste no time and start drinking. The typical bro-down starts with a shotgun before you start the bro-down movie. 

Step #4 - Watching the movie. Watching a movie during your bro-down is not like what girls do. We're not going to sit through it and make one word comments like "Awww" and "Whoa." Make a drinking game out of the movie. It could be something like having to drink every time you see Sylvester Stallone's veins on his forearms — anything other than sitting there for two hours not having fun.

Step #5 - Concluding the night. After the movie is over, anything could happen. By this time, both of you are about seven or eight beers deep, so formulating a sentence may be difficult. Feel free to add anything that both of the bros enjoy, such as smoking a hookah or some cigars — something easy that doesn't require much effort. Have both bros stay the night because drinking and driving is about as stupid as buying a porn membership. Why buy the membership when there's a plethora of free stuff that the non-free stuff will eventually be on? 

I hope this helps with all the bros out there who are looking for ideas to spice up their bromance life. Remember: Be safe, don't drink and drive, and don't buy porn. May all your bro-downs be everything you wanted and more.