When I came to college, I figured my money would go mostly towards clothes and transportation. After about three weeks on the Villanova Campus, I've seen a large amount of my money go towards insomnia cookies. These cookies are as delicious as they are addicting.

1. I want a cookie, I want a cookie right now

2. Should I really order them, they're so expensive

3. They're also very unhealthy

4. You know what I worked out today, I'll reward myself

5. Okay I didn't really work out, but I walk a lot

This is a very big campus

6. And I'll only eat two, I'll share the rest

Because I'm a good person

7. I'm only gonna eat three 

8. They're here, out of my way

9. I have them, my life is complete

My life is complete