Fall has smacked us in the face. The air is starting to feel a little bit cooler, everyone on campus is getting sick, and the white girls are breaking out their survival kits. When I say survival kit, I mean an artillery of objects, and without it the basic white girl will not happily survive the dropping of the leaves. Before you get mad, I'm one of those girls, too!
1. The PSL
If you don't know what a PSL is, you can't sit with us. It is the nectar from the Autumnal Gods, the blood in our veins, and the warmth in our hearts. You DO NOT want to see us without PSL.
2. The Ugg Boots, Vest, and White Long-Sleeve Shirt Uniform
We need to show our white girl pride by wearing our uniforms as often as possible. The best way to do this is to have many uniforms, in slightly different colors, so that all may know who we are.
3. The Fall Bucket List
The Fall Bucket List is an ideal list of activities that every white girl aspires to complete before the first snowfall. Usually consisting of activities such as: Go apple picking, hay rides, jump in a pile of leaves, haunted house, walk around and look at the fall leaves, and so on. But, let's be real here, we just do not have time for all of that.
4. Artsy Fall Instagram Photos
Nothing screams fall like a couple dozen fall themed Instagram photos. Yes, PSL Selfies do count.
5. Pinterest Crafts
Fall is a time where your inner artist comes out in the shape of Pinterest Crafts. Painted pumpkins, Halloween wreaths, and other useless items that sit in your dorm room and then are turned into Christmas Presents. #SorryNotSorry
6. Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING
If you can put pumpkin in it or on it, trust me we want it. Candy, Oreos, coffee, tea, bagels, snacks. We need it like Vampires need blood.
