Cats are a much loved house pet. They are fluffy, lovable, and when they choose to come up to you to cuddle, you know you've had the highest honor bestowed upon you. However, as many cat owners know, these creatures have a mind of their own. They like to cause trouble -- and a lot of it. They don’t care that you’re the one who feeds them and cleans their litterbox. They will tear up your entire roll of toilet paper square by square while you're at work. You’re new indoor plant? It will be on the floor within the hour. You’ll be cleaning dirt out of that spot for weeks. Yet somehow, we still love them at the end of the day. How do they do it? If only we could get into their minds.
Here are 17 Things Your Cat Thinks On A Daily Basis
1. "If I fits, I sits."
2. "You must keep loving me, human."
3. "I SUDDENLY HATE YOU."
4. “I’m going to sit in the spot that is most inconvenient for you.”
5. “I just came up with 30 different ways to end your life.”
6. “I’m about to fuck your shit up.”
7. “WE'RE HAVING SUSHI TONIGHT, BOYS!”
16. "Sorry this is mine now, Mom."
17. "Excuse me, pardon me! I just must step all over your face as I exit."
These misunderstood, moody creatures only love us when they feel like it, and we're okay with that. Plus you can make fun videos with them when they're being mean, like the one below.
