Funny captions...

1. I need six months of vacation, twice a year.

2. Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

3. Friday is my second favorite F word.

4. I am not lazy, I am just on save energy mode.

5. I don't think inside the box. I don't think outside the box either. I don't even know where the box is

6. Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But that gets boring really fast. So I go back to being normal!

7. I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find!

8. Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?

9. I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

10. "Pinterest made me do it."

For significant others...

1. Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.

2. This is what happiness looks like.

3. l'amour de ma vie 💞

4. In a sea of people, my eyes will always search for you.

5. Thanks for making life fun.

6. You make my heart smile.

7. My favorite hello and hardest goodbye

8. P.S. I love you

9. I love you more than life itself.

10. Home is wherever I am with you

For the stuck in quarantine pics...

1. quarantine day (insert number of days here)

2. Smooth transition from couch to grass.

3. Happy hour! Time for a quaran-tini.

4. This too shall pass.

5. What day is it?

6. Sending virtual hugs

7. Queen/King of quarantine

8. I've worn the same clothes for like 3 days now

9. My new school uniform

10. In case you lost track, today is April 97th.

Food captions...

1. What's a girl gotta do to get some fries around here?

2. Good food = good mood.

3. I eat cake because it is somebody's birthday somewhere!

4. It's Coffee O'Clock!

5. I get way too much happiness from good food.

6. I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

7. The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.

8. Its wine time!

9. Food is our common ground, a universal experience.

10. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Beachy captions...

1."Sun-kissed skin..."

2. Life's a beach

3. Happy tanning season!

4. Some of the best memories are made in flip flops

5. Tropic like it's hot

6. Queen of the (sand) castle.

7. Vitamin sea.

8. Sun's out, pun's out.

9. Aquaholic.

10. Mentally on the beach.

Captions for whenever...

1. All smiles here. ☺️

2. Waiting for 60-degree weather instead of 98...

3. Normal is boring

4. sunny day funny day

5. Stress less and enjoy the best

6. You were my cup of tea but I drink wine now

7. You can't dull my sparkle ✨

8. I got it from my mama

9. *Insert witty Instagram caption here*

10. Well behaved people don't make it into history books

Friend captions...

1. We're best friends. Because anyone else heard our conversations we'd end up in the mental hospital.

2. Great friends happen because you're a great friend too.

3. Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.

4. Friendship isn't a big thing – it's a million little things

5. Friendship isn't about who you know the longest. It's about who walked into your life and said I'm here for you.

6. It's not how many friends you can count, it's how many of those you can count on

7. Friends are like flowers, they add color to your life..!!

8. True friends never apart. Maybe in distance, but never in heart.

9. Best Friends. They know how crazy you are, yet they are okay to be with you in public.

10. Our friends are the family we chose.

Life captions...

1. The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – that's all that matters.

2. It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.

3. Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.

4. Get out there and live a little

5. Look for the magic in every moment

6. Life is better when you're laughing

7. Don't trust everything you see, even salt can look like sugar

8. Life is tough but so am I

9. The little things in life matter

10. Life is about taking chances and having fun

Holiday captions...

Halloween

1. It's spooky szn

2. No tricks, just treats!

3. Something wicked this way comes.

4. Spooktacular.

5. Eat, drink, and be scary.

Thanksgiving

1. Happy Turkey day!

2. Giving thanks for the simple things in life.

3. Food, family, and fun

4. Together is a great place to be

5. Feeling thankful today and every other day.

Christmas

1. It's the most wonderful time of the year!

2. I asked Santa to put you under my tree this year.

3. Christmas levels reaching 9000

4. Ready for Santa

5. I am coming home for Christmas

New Years

1. Goodbye (year), Hello (year)

2. Page 1 of 365.

3. Sparkle like champagne.

4. Walking into (year) like ...

5. Bring on the bubbly!

Lyrics for captions...

1. You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round

2. "You had my heart a long, long time ago"

3. Those ocean eyes- Billie Eilish

4. "All of me loves all of you," —John Legend

5. Run me like a racehorse
Pull me like a ripcord
Break me down and build me up~ Imagine Dragons

6. "Darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream."

7. "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

8. "I'm no beauty queen, I'm just beautiful me."

9. "I swear this life is like the sweetest thing I've ever known."- Drake

10. "We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky."

Selfie captions...

1. I am going to call this my "Hey, I tried at least" look.

2. You can be whoever you want to be. I choose to be the best version of myself.

3. Confidence level: Selfie with no filter.

4. Be yourself, there's no one better.

5. It's selfie o'clock.

6. Smile big, laugh often.

7. Pretty in pink.

8. It is selfie-time somewhere!

9. Maybe she's born with it...maybe it's an Instagram filter.

10. But first, let me take a selfie.

Birthday captions...

1. So, this is what (write age here) looks like... I've warned you.

2. Sassy since [write your or your friend's birth year]

3. a little party never killed nobody 🥂

4. Happy Birthday! It took you [insert age here] years to look this good. Now… time to celebrate!

5. I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then… I gave up. Happy Birthday.

6. Cheers to (inset age here)

7. Gonna party like it's my birthday…'cause it is.

8. Today a big deal, not only because it's this girl's birthday but she's 21. Happy birthday, girly!

9. Live your life and forget your age.

10. Happy Birthday! It took you [insert age here] years to look this good. Now… time to celebrate!

Inspirational captions...

1. And one day she discovered that she was fierce, and strong, and full of fire, and that not even she could hold herself back because her passion burned brighter than her fears...

2. Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

3. She acts like summer and walks like rain.

4. People will stare. Make it worth their while.

5. Be Happy, Be free

6. Even the stars were jealous of the sparkle in her eyes.

7. A girl should be like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch.

8. Dreams don't have expiration dates, keep going.

9. It may be stormy now but it never rains forever

10. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Sibling captions...

1. Life would have been much more boring without you in it. Happy National Sibling day!!

2. Only 35, more or less, days left with my annoyingly awesome sister

3. I didn't know love until mom and dad showed me you.

4. A sibling bond is unbreakable

5. Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.

6. Life would be a bore without you by my side.

7. From beginning to end, you're my very best friend.

8. Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.

9. Who needs superheroes when I've got you.

10. I can't promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you won't have to face them alone.

Party captions...

1. Go wild for a while.

2. 20, flirty and thriving

3. Let's get lit.

4. Bad choices make good stories.

5. Last night was a blur.

6. Alcohol. Because legendary stories never start with someone eating a salad.

7. Hangovers are temporary. But Drunk Stories are forever.

8. Life is a big party.

9. It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

10. A blonde and a brunette walk into a bar...

Travel captions...

1. We visited an Eiffel Tower today ;)))

2. Time flies in the city that never sleeps...

3. Wander a little; wonder a lot.

4. Do you see the line where the sea meets the sky? It's calling out to me.

5. Road trips are the best trips.

6. Catching flights, not feelings.

7. Vacation mode: On.

8. Vacation state of mind.

9. Sunset, sand and an ocean view

10. "People don't take trips, trips take people." — John Steinbeck

Adventure captions...

1. 10/10 would do it again!!

2. Adventure is out there, you just have to find it.

3. Do you see the line where the sea meets the sky? It's calling out to me.

4. Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?

5. hippie at heart

6. Say yes to new adventures.

7. Who's up for an adventure?

8. Go to the place where you feel most alive

9. Life is short and the world is wide so get out there and explore it

10. Wherever you go, leave a trail

Book captions...

1."Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" Said Alice.
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to." Replied the cat.

2. "You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."-Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

3. "What is REAL?" asked the Rabbit one day, when they were lying side by side near the nursery fender, before Nana came to tidy the room. "Does it mean having things that buzz inside you and a stick-out handle?"

"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real." -The Velveteen Rabbit

4. "And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer."- The Great Gatsby

5. "If you live to be a hundred, I hope I live to be a hundred minus one day, so that I never have to live a day without you."- Winnie the Pooh

6. "It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends"- Albus Dumbledore

7. "And in that moment, I swear we were infinite."- The Perks of Being a Wallflower

8. Most people are nice when you finally see them.- To Kill a Mockingbird

9. "'There must be something in books, things we can't imagine, to make a woman stay in a burning house; there must be something there. You don't stay for nothing.'"- Fahrenheit 451

10. "Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing."- Oscar wild, The Picture of Dorian Gray